In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1994 Pinnacle Sammy Sosa
Slide, Sammy Sosa
You aren’t quite a slugger yet
Give it a few years
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1992 Fleer Bill Pecota
He’s Bill Pecota
Has a sabermetric stat
that’s named after him
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1997 Upper Deck “Star Rookie” Fernando Tatis
Fernando Tatis
Hit two grand slams in one frame
Could be on Twitter
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
2000 Topps Finest Peter Bergeron
Peter Bergeron
Looks fast in this photo here
That a sonic boom?!?!?
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1998 Topps Chrome John Patterson and Larry Rodriguez
Two Prospects for ‘Backs
Rodriguez never made it
Patterson did, though.
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1989 Topps David Wells (Glossy 1988 Rookies Card)
Completely forgot
that he started as a Jay
I feel great shame now.
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1989 Topps Jim Leyland
Young Mister Leyland
Managing the Pitt Pirates
Has a mustache, too.
In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.
1991 Score Steve Finley
The dumb Orioles
traded him and Schilling for
Glenn Davis. Stupid.
So, earlier today I found this pack of assorted baseball cards. I, of course, decided that I needed to do something.
I, for some reason, decided that the best way to do this would be to write Haiku-style poetry about it. Because, well, it’s my blog.
So, here we go:
1989 Topps Cap’n Crunch #20 Kirby Puckett
There you are, Kirby.
No Twins logo has your hat,
No licensing deal?
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