Sports Illustrated often has a feature where they point out a sign of the apocalypse. Deadspin also does this occasionally, mainly to point out how SI’s sign is mild compared to actual world events.

I, for one, nominate this:

Pablo Sandoval will be a judge in the 2012 Miss Universe pageant, Dec. 19th at Las Vegas, says the WS MVP to the Venezuelan Press. #SFGiants

— manolo hernandez d. (@beisbolporgotas) December 11, 2012

Pablo Sandoval, beauty pageant judge. One of Kung Fu Panda’s many talents.