Although he only pitched six innings and did give up a earned run, Madison Bumgarner also struck out six, gave up just two hits, and had a hit of his own. He’s the MVP of Yesterday.
Standings, always, after the jump:
If Chris Ianetta had hit that ball just a few inches to the left, it’s entirely possible that Justin Verlander would have had his third career no-hitter. Instead, he’ll have to settle for a 1-hit shutout and an MVP of Yesterday.
Standings after the jump:
Perhaps you can argue that Dallas Keuchel is a better choice, but I’m going with Michael Brantley, who was 3-5 with 2 HRs, 3 RBIs and a stolen base in Cleveland’s 11-6 win over Milwaukee.
Standings, as always, after the jump:
Corey Kluber struck out 11 and gave up just 4 hits and an earned run against the Cubs, and all he got was a no-decision (and also this MVP of Yesterday).
Standings, as always, after the jump:
Well, that was awhile. My computer crashed while I was on vacation, leaving me unable to do all of the MVPs of Yesterday from the 13th to the 23rd. Needless to say, to go back day-by-day would be a time-consuming folly, but thankfully, Sully over at MLB reports does something somewhat similar to “MVP of Yesterday”, called “Who Owned Baseball”. He’s given me permission to use his picks* as research to help to me retroactively give MVPs of Yesterday, for which I am very grateful. So, pay him a solid if you are reading this and go check out MLB Reports. They’ve got some good stuff over there.
So, without further adieu, here are the MVPs from when I was gone:
8-13: Mitch Moreland
8-14: Matt Kemp (the first cycle in Padres history)
8-15: Jackie Bradley Jr.
8-16: Madison Bumgarner
8-17: Brian McCann
8-18: Curtis Granderson
8-19: Jesse Chavez
8-20: Chris Archer
8-21: Mike Fiers (No-Hitter… so duh)
8-22: Paul Goldschmidt
8-23: Clayton Kershaw (seriously, what were they thinking pulling him?)
Standings, as always, after the jump, and thanks again to Sully!
*(He picks multiple WOB winners, including half-winners for people who were good in losing efforts, while I just pick one every day and it’s full credit even if they were in a losing effort)
Your webmaster is on vacation, and as a result some of his posting might be erratic. Thankfully, he has set up some stuff go up in his absence. This is one of them.
Ever wonder what the scientific names for your favorite animal-named baseball teams would be?
No?
Well, too bad, because here we go:
The Toronto Cyanocitta cristata
The Baltimore Icterus galbula
The St. Louis Cardinalis cardinalis
The Tampa Bay Rhinoptera bonasus
The Detroit Panthera tigris
The Miami Makaira nigricans
The Arizona Crotalus atrox
…But, wait, we can go deeper! Let’s go into the Minor Leagues and sample some of the animal teams there!
The Toledo Fulica americana (It turns out a “Mud Hen” is actually a duck-like bird called the American Coot, which is a type of Rail)
The Buffalo Bison bison
The Durham Bos taurus
The Memphis Cardinalis cardinalis (yes, the name Redbird is literally a synonym for Cardinal)
The Fresno Ursus arctos
The El Paso Canis lupus familiaris (a Chihuahua, in the end, is just a dog)
The Salt Lake Apis mellifera
The Richmond Glaucomys volans
The Carolina Ameiurus natalis
The Myrtle Beach Pelecanus erythrorhynchos
The Brevard County Trichechus manatus
The Clearwater Alopias vulpinus
The Charlotte (Florida) Menippe mercenaria
The Jupiter Sphyrna mokarran
The Beloit Chelydra serpentina
The Wisconsin Crotalus horridus
The West Virginia Ursus americanus
The Missoula Pandion haliaetus
The Idaho Falls Alectoris chukar
The Ogden Utahraptor ostrommaysorum (Yeah, they have a dinosaur.)
AND NOW YOU KNOW!
Hisashi Iwakuma threw a no-hitter yesterday. Done.
Standings, as always, after the jump: Continue reading
Madison Bumgarner might not have had a shutout yesterday against the Astros, but he did almost everything else right on the mound, going the distance and striking out 12.
Standings, as always, after the jump:
Johnny Cueto was dominating last night, throwing a complete-game shutout for the Royals in his home debut in KC. He struck out 8, and gave up 4 hits.
Standings, as always, after the jump.
The new Fantastic Four movie recently came out. It was a total and utter disaster, with a Rotten Tomatoes score that can only be seen with a microscope and a box office performance so pitiful it couldn’t even win it’s week. It’s hardly surprising, really, as A) it was not made by Marvel itself, but rather FOX, which only has the rights to make these movies due to a deal it made way back in the early 1990s when Marvel was in the direst of financial straits, and B) it was trying to turn what is arguably the most optimistic and adventuresome of comic books into a dark and moody techno-thriller. I mean, seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!?
With luck, this failure will lead to the Fantastic Four and their stable of villains (most notably DOCTOR DOOM) back to the Marvel line, so we can see a real and proper movie featuring the FF, with Doctor Doom done right, and maybe with a Hulk-Thing fight thrown in, too, because after how badly this and the previous movies have hurt the reputation of “Marvel’s First Family”, they’re going to have to go all out to win back the crowd.
But, anyway, enough rambling. Here are the Bizarre Baseball Cultures that featured the Fantastic Four. All of them, no doubt, are better than the current film:
This Marvel/AAA Baseball crossover is great in that it shows off how the Fantastic Four are basically an ordinary family who happen to go exploring alternate dimensions and fight space-gods in their spare time. I mean, look, they all are at a ballgame together!
From what I understand, the latest movie has none of this stuff. And it flopped big time. Coincidence? I think not.
It also has a Hulk-Thing fight and this, the greatest image in the history of art:
This installment of the Marvel/AAA Baseball didn’t have as much Fantastic Four fun, really only featuring Reed Richards and the Mole-Man (who served as the villain). However, unlike the new movie, it showed the Fantastic Four as part of a large and vibrant universe and as close allies and friends with characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man. Which, if you ask me, instantly makes it better than whatever piece of crap 20th Century Fox just put out.
We also see the Mole Man cry tears of joy, which still makes me laugh for some reason:
Franklin Richards: Son of a Genius Super Summer Spectacular
A good, innocent, all-ages comedy comic about Franklin Richards, the eldest son of Reed and Sue Richards, as he tries to cheat in little league by using a Flubber-like explosive substance on his bat to hit some home runs.
It also has this image:
Ah, such light-hearted whimsy. If only the new Fantastic Four movie had some of that, maybe it wouldn’t have been called something that “not only scrapes the bottom of the barrel; it knocks out the floor and sucks audiences into a black hole of soul-crushing, coma-inducing dullness.”
That’s something that somebody actually wrote. Go look on Rotten Tomatoes.
Cameos
The FF has also made brief appearances in my run-down of Marvel Universe appearances by Yankee Stadium, and in the Bullseye miniseries. I won’t go in depth on those, as we are forgetting about the unofficial fifth member of the Fantastic Four, their arch-nemesis, the greatest villain in Marvel comics….
DOCTOR DOOM….. who once tried to kidnap Jeff Conine
Okay, this is what Doctor Doom apparently looks like in the new movie:
What. The. Hell. That isn’t Doctor Doom. That’s, like, I dunno, what would happen if evil C3PO had a baby with a Gothic Crash-Test Dummy. Jeez, is it THAT EFFING HARD, FOX?!?! THIS IS WHAT DOOM LOOKS LIKE, IN BATTLE WITH TWO OF HIS GREATEST FOES:
BILLY THE MARLIN and SPIDER-MAN!
I mean, jeez, that’s one of the most iconic things in comic books. It was the partial inspiration for Darth freaking Vader. But, NOOOOOOOO, you have to go make Doom like like a human vacuum cleaner that just got put in the oven for too long.
…Seriously, FOX, give back the rights to Marvel. They’re Disney. They have the money. They have the X-Men television rights you want. For the good of all that is holy. PLEASE!
(ahem)
Anyway, Doctor Doom made one of the most notable appearances in Bizarre Baseball Culture when he went and tried to kidnap Jeff Conine to force him to play for the Latverian national baseball team, only to be foiled by Billy the Marlin and Spider-Man. Truly, words cannot describe the greatness of this story. If Marvel ever gets the rights to Doctor Doom back, the very first thing they should do is make a deal with a Marlins and put into production a adaptation of this, albeit with Giancarlo Stanton taking the Jeff Conine spot.
I mean, look at this brilliance:
I mean, behold this:
Seriously, this is probably better than that new movie, and the Fantastic Four aren’t even in it!
…So, anyway, that concludes a look back at Fantastic Four appearances in Bizarre Baseball Culture. Keep an eye open in the next few days for the next installment, featuring Popeye the Sailor Man, a known user of performance-enhancing substances (i.e. spinach).
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