Remember, children: Brian Wilson’s beard is weird

In honor of Brian Wilson‘s return to baseball as a member of the Dodgers, here’s a classic commercial from ESPN that revealed the horrible truth about Wilson’s beard and it’s dark powers:

Tweet of the Night: Return of the Beard?

 

A quick aside….

Aside

…has anyone heard from Brian Wilson lately? I mean, like, is he still alive? Is he in the indies? What?