Derek Jeter is retiring, in case you haven’t heard 2222222222 times already. So, to honor the Yankee Captain and perhaps get some extra hits, here is my best Derek Jeter content:

• Shortstop Squad, in which Derek Jeter joins forces with Cal Ripken, Barry Larkin, and Alex Rodriguez to fight a giant monster.
• A look at an early Jeter scouting report
• The time Mark Wahlberg shot Derek Jeter (don’t worry, it was for a movie)
• And, over at Hall of Very Good, my wake for the Captain of the Yankees.

But, that isn’t it! Because later this week, I bring you a Bizarre Baseball Culture that features Jeter! Get psyched!