REVIEW: OOTP 2016 improves the series even more

Last year, I said that that year’s incarnation of Out Of The Park Baseball had improvements and new features that weren’t perfect, but opened the way for endless possibilities in the future.

And while there still is room for improvement, the future is most definitely now, as almost every improvement or new feature from last season has been further improved, even more features have been added, and an official MLB license has made the game easier to set-up than ever.

The Good:

  •  Same old, Same old. The core of OOTP is still in place, and that’s a good thing. It’s still about building baseball teams and managing (or general-managing) baseball teams– or simply simulating them if you would like. The settings, options, etc. are the same. And this is a good thing, because they are great. Look up my previous reviews to see screens and comments on those.
  • Logos and Rosters are there from the start, and those that aren’t are easily modded in. With the acquisition of the MLB license, most of the MLB and other logos are now built-in, making it a lot easier to load them up and use them, as opposed to previously, where you had to mod them in. And, don’t worry, it’s easy to mod in those that aren’t there.
  • The 3D stadiums work better now! The 3D stadiums were something of a work-in-progress last year and you often had to do a lot of work to get them working correctly as far as placement of players and ball locations. Now, most MLB stadiums are already installed!
  • Rosters! International! The international and independent leagues have never been better, as more real-life stadiums and rosters are there than ever before. Basically every professional baseball league of prominence- even the super-duper-low Pecos League- is in there. It’s what makes the International Baseball Competition possible, since OOTP provides all of the players, managers and most of the stadiums right out of the box.
  • Better role-playing, clubhouse and front office functions. Remember the Angels’ “30 Teams, 30 Posts” post? Remember this: That’s new this year. You can be given orders from the owner, and you’ll hear from folks in the clubhouse about the chemistry amongst the team. A nice addition that I hadn’t thought of before.
  • Lots of other little changes and improvements, so many that I haven’t run into all of them yet!

The Bad:

  • Lack of (realistic) Winter Leagues. It’s kind of a bummer we can’t have the Caribbean World Series or anything like that our players could take part in during the off-season.
  • No built-in WBC features
  • It doesn’t give you real-world money

Score: 9.7 out of 10.

 

 

 

Full Disclosure: I received a review copy from Out Of The Park Developments for this review.

OOTP Baseball Competition Part 2: The Rest of the First Week

Throughout the year, I’ll be posting updates of a simulated league from Out Of The Park Baseball 2016 made up of national “dream teams” to determine what the greatest baseball country on Earth is… or something like that. Previous installments can be found here.

Thursday, April 2nd:

As Taiwanese closer C.C. Lee of the Cleveland Indians struck out Barbaro Canizares to seal a 2-1 Taiwanese win to finish the first game of Thursday, April 2nd, the people of Cuba became very unhappy. Communists on the island blamed this 0-2 start on the “capitalist traitors”, the people of Miami blamed the Castro brothers. But perhaps they both should have blamed Hung-Wen Chen, the Taiwanese starter, who had given up only one run in 7 innings of work.

In Sydney, a 9th inning by Jeong Choi allowed Korea to go 2-0 on the season with another win over Australia. Losing pitcher Grant Balfour, in a post-game interview with Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy, drunk angry Australian announcer, spoke only in the language of profanity that few can speak. Thankfully, Ned did speak that language, and was able to translate it into being “I am unhappy with my performance tonight.”

In Japan, the Japanese also moved to 2-0, beating Puerto Rico 7-3. However, right-fielder Yoshio Itoi left the game with shoulder soreness. It was reported that he would miss 3 weeks.

At 1:05, games started in Italy and in the Dominican Republic, where the sleepy player from the previous night’s 18-inning marathon had to get up and play the second game of the season. And while the 2nd game of the DR-Venezuela series was nowhere near as long as the first one, it still had plenty of drama.

After a nice pitching performance by Michael Pineda, a HR by Carlos Gomez and a Nelson Cruz RBI single, the Dominican was up 2-0 going into the ninth as Joaquin Benoit took the mound to get the save. Except, well, he didn’t get the save. He had an implosion that ended with a Jose Altuve 3-run home run that chased away Benoit and brought in Antonio Bastardo.

But then, in the bottom of the ninth, the Dominican had a comeback of their own off of Yusmeiro Petit and Jean Machi, culminating in a Hanley Ramirez double to give the Dominican another walk-off win!

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 1.02.54 PMPedro Martinez was pleased.

The game in Europe was nowhere near as interesting, as the Dutch routed the Italians, 11-5, as Wladimir Balentien hit his second HR of the year,

Finally, there were the games in the Western Hemisphere. Panama and Rest-Of-World and the USA-Colombia game started first, and the Americans wasted no time, with Mike Trout going deep for his first home run of the season in the first inning to put the USA up 2-0 on Julio Teheran. Giancarlo Stanton would join his teammate in long-ball with a 3-run shot in the third which chased away Teheran and brought in Kevin Escorcia, a rookie-leaguer in the White Sox organization. This proved to be an unwise decision, as Matt Kemp would go deep against him for two more runs by the end of the inning to make it 7-0 after three. It would be that kind of day at the plate for Team USA, as they battered the Colombians for the 11-2 win, with Mike Trout going 3-5 with a double, home run, 2 walks and 3 RBIs. On the mound, Chris Sale got the win for his 7 innings of work, giving up only one earned run (the other run was unearned).

In Panama, the Panamanians won 5-0, as Paolo Espino of the Nationals organization struck out 13 in 8.1 IP of work and Angel Chavez went deep twice.

In Mexico, Canada won 11-4 to go to 1-1 on the year, with Sean Jamieson of the D-Backs organization getting 3 RBIs and Russell Martin homering.

Friday, April 3rd

“Well, this is Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy here at Blacktown Baseball Stadium in Sydney, where our Australian boys lead the Koreans 2-0. A reminder, fans, that tonight’s game is brought to you by Foster’s, Australian For Beer, although I personally would like to remind you that [censored] Foster’s is owned by [censored] South Africans so don’t believe what they bloody say. Now, Chris Oxspring was ace for us today, giving up just two hits to the Koreans and striking out six. Luke Hughes hit a 2-run home run in first, and that’s how we got here.”

(pause)

“Excuse me, I have been told by my producer that I should tell you that you should buy Foster’s, or else I’m fired. So, yeah, go buy Foster’s, mate. Anyway, Andrew Russell now on the mound looking to close this off for us. I don’t know where Grant Balfour is, maybe he’s bleeding tired. So, up comes Jeong Choi….”

(Two pitches later)

“And here’s the pitch, and Choi hits it lazily to center…. Oeltjen drifts over… and he catches it. Two more outs and then we can get pissed. Here comes Dae-Ho Lee now, by the way….”

(enters a long tangent about his cousin’s domesticated dingo)

“Oh, and, so… oh, here’s a foul ball… behind the plate… Kennelly to it… and he’s got that ball, just like that smart little dingo! We are just one out away from a real raging party, mates! Now here comes Byung-Ho Park. He had a [censored] home run yesterday, the [censored], so hopefully he won’t get one [censored] here.”

(A few pitches later, the count 2-1)

“And Russell now with the pitch to the right-handed park, and… (audible sound of bat and ball). Oh, bloody hell. BLOODY HELL, that ball is going back… back… back… and it’s (censored) gone. (Censored) me. Me and my (censored) mouth. I need a drink, and not of (censored) Foster’s. 2-1 Australia, here comes Jung-Ho Kang.”

(Several seconds of O’Shaughessy muttering profanity under his breath, and at one point an audible sip of a beer)

“Russell with the pitch… called strike. 0-1. Now, elsewhere in the Competition, Japan leads Puerto Rico 3-1 in the 6th, and Taiwan and Cuba are scoreless. Another pitch… and fouled back. That Taiwan-Cuba game is in the third inning by the way. Out of town scores brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals. Another pitch… and popped back here again. Another 0-2 pitch to Kang is coming up, and you’ll know if we win by the fact I’ll probably start singing. The pitch, and ball one. Oh, c’mon, Andrew… get him [censored] out…. and the pitch… YES! YES! SWING AND A MISS! WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA….”

Elsewhere on Day 3:

Japan 4, Puerto Rico 3 (H. Iwakuma 8 IP, W, 8 H, 3 ER, 8 K)

Cuba 6, Taiwan 3 (Cuban HRs by Friedrich Cepeda, Yasmani Grandal, and Jose Iglesias)

Netherlands 2, Italy 1 (Andrelton Simmons left after injury from a HBP, diagnosis pending)

Dominican Republic 8, Venezuela 7 (Carlos Gomez left with back soreness, out for 3-4 weeks. Jose Altuve 4-5 in defeat.)

Panama 5, Rest-Of-World 4 (Ruben Rivera 2-4, HR, 4 RBI)

USA 10, Colombia 1 (Mike Trout 2-3, 3B, 3 RBI, 2 BB, SO, Stephen Strasburg left game after 3.2 innings due to a 96 minute rain delay)

Canada 3, Mexico 1 (Jeff Francis 7 IP, 3 H, ER, 4 K)

Saturday, April 4

“Welcome to Under the Knife, I’m Jake Jiff with your injury update:

Canada placed Tyson Gillies on the DL with a contusion today. It’s expected that various other outfielders, including Reserve Roster call-up Rene Tosoni, will take over his spot in the infield for the next two or so weeks.

The Dominican placed Carlos Gomez on the DL with his back soreness. Starling Marte has been called up from the reserve roster.

Italy’s catcher, Mattia Reginato, will be out 8 to 9 weeks with a strained hamstring. Marco Sabbatani has been called from the reserve roster.

Thank you for listening to Under the Knife, I’m Jake Jiff.”

The second series of the seasons began on April 4. The match-ups included Taiwan at Japan, Italy at South Korea, the Dominican at Puerto Rico, Australia at Venezuela, the USA at Canada, the Netherlands at Colombia, Panama at Cuba, and Mexico visiting Nicaragua to face the Rest-Of-The-World team.

In Japan, the Japanese went to 4-0 on the season with a 14-2 rout behind 3 HRs. Taiwan fell to 2-2.

South Korea had a similar rout, beating Italy 7-1.

In Puerto Rico, the Dominican got off a lead quickly at mid-day and never looked back, as doubles by Robinson Cano and Jose Bautista put them up 1-0 against Twins prospect Jose Berrios. They added another two in the 3rd (David Ortiz home run), three in the 4th (including a Cano 2-run jack) and six in the 8th (most notably with Cano’s second homer of the day, a Grand Slam), as they won a 12-3 rout.

In Venezuela, the Venezuelans finally got their first win of the year, beating Australia 6-4 behind home runs from Jose Lopez, Pablo Sandoval, and Omar Infante. It wasn’t all good, however, because Henderson Alvarez suffered a mild strain and found himself out for the next week or so. Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy drowned his pain with Venezuelan beer.

Cuba impressed the home fans with a 11-2 win over Panama, with Fredy Asiel Alvarez throwing a complete game, giving up 4 hits and only two earned runs, both from a 2-run shot by Carlos Ruiz. Jose Abreu went 4-4 with 2 doubles and 3 RBIs.

Canada gave Team USA something of a scare and were leading 2-0 after 4 thanks to solo shots from Pompey and Lawrie off of Matt Harvey, but then the USA hit machine got into action with 8 unanswered runs to win it 8-2, with Longoria going 4-4 with a triple and 2 RBIs and Giancarlo Stanton with a home run.

Andruw Jones stole the show in Colombia, as he went 3-4 with a HR and 4 RBIs in a 14-5 victory for the Dutch.

And in Nicaragua, Mexico won 12-4, but the bigger loss for Rest-Of-World was in the injury department, as German outfielder Max Kepler sprained his elbow and landed on the DL and Nicaraguan 2B Ofilio Castro also left injured, although at the time the diagnosis was not known.

Sunday, April 5

The day started off less than great for some fans, Andrelton Simmons finally got a diagnosis for his injury: fractured wrist, out 5-6 weeks:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 3.36.12 PMStill, the show would have to go on, as the final day of the first week of the International Baseball Contest (chronologically, at least) came to an end.

The first game, in Korea, at first looked like it may finally be the first win for Italy. At first. Because while they pushed 4 runs across in the top of the fourth, it got really bad REALLY quick:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 3.50.17 PMJapan remained perfect with a 8-3 win over Taiwan.

In Nicaragua, Jorge De La Rosa was masterful for Mexico, holding the Rest-Of-The-World to only 2 hits in a complete game shutout while Mexican hitters battered Rest-Of-The-World pitching for a 13-0 win, with home runs by Jose Aguilar and Karim Garcia. And, yes, Pedro Martinez said “Who?” when he went over the highlights during a rain delay in the Dominican game.

The upset of the day came in Venezuela, where Clayton Tanner and Josh Spence combined to 3-hit Venezuela and give up no earned runs, and HRs came from Mitch Dening and Justin Huber, as the Australians upset Venezuela 5-1. Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy narrowly escaped a group of angry Venezuelan fans after the game, although to hear him tell it, he personally fought his way out.

The score was tied going into the 9th in Toronto, where Canada had given Team USA it’s greatest fight so far. In fact, they had led 4-3 in the 8th and Team USA only tied it up because Josh Donaldson scored before Buster Posey was thrown out at second as he tried to stretch a single into a double.

The Toronto-born Jesse Crain took the mound and put Stanton, Goldschmidt and McCutchen in order, then Craig Kimbrel came out for the bottom of the 9th and retired the order in return. To extra innings the game went.

In the top of the 10th, Troy Tulowitzki led off the inning with a double. He then moved to third on a Matt Kemp groundout. But after striking out Josh Donaldson, disaster struck Jesse Crain, as Russell Martin let it past him during the Matt Carpenter at-bat, allowing Tulo to score the go-ahead run on the passed ball. Kimbrel slammed the door in the bottom of the 10th, and Team USA remained unbeaten, 5-4.

There were blowouts in Cuba and Colombia, as Cuba, led by two HRs by Yasmani Grandal (who had 7 RBIs on a 4-hit day) and Yasiel Puig (who went 5-5), demolished Panama 17-4. The Dutch, meanwhile, continued their perfect start with a 14-1 win against the Colombians.

The Dominican also remained perfect, but it wasn’t easy, as they nearly blew a late lead, as Antonio Bastardo struck out Carlos Beltran looking with two men on in the 9th to end the game with a 8-7 Dominican victory.

With the first week at an end and every team having played five games, a look at the standings:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 4.51.55 PMAnd the player of the week was Panama’s Ruben Rivera, the former Major Leaguer who now plays in Mexico:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 4.59.37 PMAnd, finally, team statistics so far:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 5.40.50 PMScreen Shot 2015-03-28 at 5.43.26 PM(Next week in the International Baseball Competition: Japan heads to the Dominican for a series between two of the early powerhouses. And later in the week, the USA heads to Cuba for a showdown between traditional baseball powers. Also, you will see the first appearance in this feature of the odd couple of the International Baseball Competition: USA manager Joe Maddon and his bench coach, Buck Showalter. All of this and Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy in the next part of the International Baseball Competition!)

A Quick Note about the OOTP International Competition rosters…

Some people have asked about the rosters for the OOTP International Competition and whether I’ll be releasing the files.

The answer is…. yes. At some point in the future I will.

It won’t be today or tomorrow, or maybe not even next week, as I want to make sure that there aren’t any problems with it either technically or as far as accuracy (there were some errors with the OOTP database that I worked with from the start- for example, OOTP’s default database has Yan Gomes as being born in the USA, when Gomes was born in Brazil and didn’t move to America until he was 12). In addition, there are some areas (mainly stadiums) that I could improve upon- currently all the stadiums other than Rogers Centre and Fenway lack 3D models (which isn’t as big of a deal) and all of the stadiums except Rogers, Fenway and Hiram Bithorn lack true “Broadcast Views” that show photos of the stadium during play (however, I believe I have images of the Tokyo Dome and Estadio Monterrey from mods and add-ons from previous years’ OOTP releases, so I’ll probably add those in).

But anyway, I did save the game as a quickstart, so I have always intended to go back and release it with perhaps minor changes and adjustments to improve upon what I’m using for the International Baseball Competition. So I’ll keep you posted and make it available in the future.

OOTP International Baseball Competition Part 1: Opening Day

Throughout the year, I’ll be posting updates of a simulated league from Out Of The Park Baseball 2016 made up of national “dream teams” to determine what the greatest baseball country on Earth is… or something like that. The introduction can be found here.

The 2015 International Baseball Competition got off to an early start. As in, 4:05 AM Eastern levels early, as Liam Hendriks of the Blue Jays organization delivered a ball to Korean center-fielder Yong-Kyu Lee. It would be Yong-Kyu who would have the inglorious fate of being the first player in the IBC to be hit by a pitch later in that at-bat:

Screen Shot 2015-03-27 at 6.14.15 PMWell, everyone has to be famous for something, I guess. And history would record that the next hitter, Yong-Taek Park, would be the first player in IBC history to strike out, and that Dae-Ho Lee would be the first player to get a hit: a single up the middle, moving Yong-Kyu to second. Sadly for Korea, Yong-Kyu, no doubt thinking more of great fame and firsts, then tried to become the first player in IBC history to steal a bag… only for Matt Kennelly to ensure he would only be known as the first player to be caught stealing.

Such is fame. Byung-Ho Park flew out to left, and the first half-inning of the competition was in the books.

To the mound for Korea was Hyun-Jin Ryu, the Dodgers pitcher. And aside from a 2-out walk to Justin Huber, he pitched just like the MLB pitcher people expected in that first inning.

The same couldn’t be said for Hyun-Jin in the second inning, however. After Hendriks got through the top of the inning one-two-three, Ryu gave up a single to 2008 Phillie Brad Harman, a groundball single to Braves farmhand Matt Kennelly, and then a sharp lining double down the left-field line from Matt’s brother, Tim. And so, Tim Kennelly’s name would go down in history as the first hitter to drive a runner in in the International Baseball Competition.

And that would not be the end of the scoring: the next batter, Mitch Dening, blooped a short outfield single to bring home Matt Kennelly. It was only after that that Ryu found his old form again and got the last three batters out, 1-2-3.

The game then entered a time of relative nothingness, as both pitchers calmed down, with nothing happening in the third or fourth innings. In the press box, however, some sports writers turned on to the Continuum Baseball News Network livestream to see that Puerto Rico and Japan had started in the Tokyo Dome.

Liam Hendriks luck would keep going until the 6th inning, and then the wheels came off. The radio call by Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy, Australian announcer who would soon go viral as the “Drunk Aussie Hawk Harrelson”, is too vulgar to be printed here, but here’s what appeared online at Continuum Baseball News’ gametracking service:

Screen Shot 2015-03-27 at 6.37.54 PMYong-Taek Park’s go-ahead HR, of course, was the first in the history of the International Baseball Competition. Fans in Australia never heard the rest of the inning, however, because Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy, in a fit of rage destroyed his mic. However, fans in the greater Sydney area were able to hear him simply because his screaming after Byung-Ho Park escaped the rundown was just that loud.

Sadly, this also meant that Australians were unable to hear Tim Kennelly tie it up in the bottom of the inning with a groundball single. Whoops. Happily, that also meant they missed the Bum-Ho Lee pinch-hit single in the top of the 7th that put Korea ahead 4-3. So, eh, call it a mixed bag.

Meanwhile, in Tokyo, the Yuya Hasegawa scored on a Tetsuto Yamada sac-fly to put Japan up 1-0 in the bottom of the 4th inning. In Taipei, Cuba and Taiwan started.

The game went on, but the score stayed the same in Australia, and so, the first game in IBC history ended, 4-3 South Korea.

Screen Shot 2015-03-27 at 7.02.32 PMScreen Shot 2015-03-27 at 7.04.29 PMBut other games went on.

In Japan, Masahiro Tanaka finished off 8 innings of shut-out ball, giving up only 4 hits to Puerto Rico. And then, his AL East countryman, Koji Uehara, came in and slammed the door, striking out Kennys Vargas, Javier Baez and Carlos Beltran in order for the save.

At Sinjhuang Stadium, the homestanding Taiwanese won 3-1 behind a nice start by Wei-Yin Chen and some timely hitting against Cuba.

And, like that, suddenly there were no games going on. Well, there were no games going on until 1:05 PM, when the European powers would face off at Stadio Steno Borghese. And, after two fairly uneventful innings, Italian starter Alex Maestri- who pitches in Japan- walked Xander Bogaerts and then foolishly gave Wladimir Balentien a fat fastball that he deposited 447 feet into center field to give the Honkballers a early 2-0 lead. It would prove to be perhaps the only major offensive highlight of the game, because the eventual 3-0 Dutch victory would see it’s major star be on the mound, as Rick Vandenhurk 1-hit the Italians over 8.2 IP while striking out 12.

And so, after four games on three continents, the International Baseball Competition finally got to the Western Hemisphere, and with a doozy: Venezuela at the Dominican. Felix Hernandez vs. Johnny Cueto. Every player in the starting line-ups an MLB player, with the exception of Jose Lopez, who now plays in Japan but had once been an All-Star for one year with the Mariners.

It started less than ideal for the Dominican, as Jose Reyes airmailed a Jose Altuve grounder into the first-base seats, allowing Altuve to get to second on the E6. Victor Martinez- who was asked to catch this game- then ripped one to right for an RBI single. 2 batters in, no outs, Venezuela led 1-0.

Johnny Cueto then struck out Miguel Cabrera, Oswaldo Arcia and Carlos Gonzalez to get out of the inning. Pedro Martinez, in the booth, said something funny. People laughed.

In the bottom of the second, the Dominican would get back at the Venezuelans with a vengeance, as Adrian Beltre followed up a Nelson Cruz single with a 2-run dinger to put the DR up on top 2-1… which Johnny Cueto promptly prepared to hand right back. He walked Gregor Blanco, Altuve singled, Blanco moved to third on a fielders choice, and then, inexplicably, Cueto plunked Miguel Cabrera. Pedro Martinez, in the booth, made a grim joke. Everybody laughed, nervously. Oswaldo Arcia came to the plate… and then promptly hit a sac fly at the first pitch he saw. 2-2. Carlos Gonzalez then grounded out, and Cueto escaped danger again.

At 7:05, as the top of the 4th ended in Santo Domingo, two more games started, as Team Rest-of-World came to the plate against Panama and Clayton Kershaw took the mound against Colombia. The greatest pitcher on Earth welcomed Colombia to Fenway Park by striking the first three hitters out swinging, and Team USA scored it’s first run of the year in the bottom of the 1st on a Giancarlo Stanton sacrifice fly.

In Panama, the home team drew first blood with a Ruben Rivera 3-run bomb.Back in Fenway, young Dilson Herrera of the Mets organization led off the top of the second with a triple to right, taking advantage of his speed and a funny hop to get third. Giovanny Urshela of the Indians organization then doubled him home to tie it up. This affront to American Baseball led Jon Paul Morosi of Fox Sports to begin a column about how it meant something, or something like that. Of course, the USA got the run right back on a Evan Longoria sac-fly in the bottom of the second, so he had to start the article all over again. And then Colombia tied it again in the top of the 3rd on a Reynaldo Rodriguez double, forcing Jon Paul Morosi to again restart.

It remained 2-2 in Santo Domingo in the top of the 7th inning. With one out, Cueto walked Jose Altuve (I mean, he probably would have hit a nice beautiful clean single, anyway, so…) and was then pulled for Kelvin Herrera. Altuve welcomed Herrera to the game by stealing second. A good move, it would turn out, as Victor Martinez soon grounded to second for what would have been a sure double-play if not the steal. Miguel Cabrera then came up… and grounded out on a weak nubber.

Well, that was a bit of an anti-climax to the inning, huh?

Meanwhile, down in Monterrey, the Canada-Mexico game started, the last game of the day to start. In Boston, Andrew McCutchen found a Jose Quintana pitch he liked and knocked it into the seats to make it 3-2 USA. In Panama, the score stood 4-1 in favor of the Panamanians.

In Santo Domingo, a tough break occurred for the Dominican, as Kelvin Herrera left with an injury after a walk of Asdrubal Cabrera, leading to men on first and second (Carlos Gonzalez on second) with two outs. Antonio Bastardo was called in to relieve the injured Herrera, who was diagnosed with a mild shoulder inflammation that would keep him out for about a week.

At almost the same time as Pedro Martinez mused in the booth about making a comeback, Adrian Gonzalez made the crowd in Monterrey very happy, hitting a solo shot off James Paxton to put Mexico ahead 1-0 in the bottom of the 1st. Antonio Bastardo struck out Jose Lopez to end the inning. It remained tied, 2-2. After Wilin Rosario struck out swinging, Tony Pena decided to make a substitution, sending out one “Albert Pujols” to pinch-hit for Carlos Gomez. Pujols promptly showed why he was Albert Pujols by getting a hit. The go-ahead run was at first. But, back in Boston, Donovan Solano hit a 2-run triple to give Colombia a 4-3 lead in the top of the 5th. Jon Paul Morosi once again began his column. As he furiously typed, in Santo Domingo David Ortiz hit a soft hit that allowed Pujols to get to third, and, what’s more, Papi was able to motor his way to second as the throw came in after Pujols. Up to bat came Jose Bautista. The count was 2-2, and Felix Hernandez stared in. Mr. On-The-Air had the call…Screen Shot 2015-03-27 at 11.31.31 PMYes, thanks to Asdrubal Cabrera’s great play, the score remained 2-2, as the teams headed into 9th.

Joaquin Benoit took the mound for the Dominican. He struck out Blanco, but then Jose Altuve, to the surprise of absolutely nobody, hit a clean single. It’s what he does. Then came Victor Martinez, who singled. Altuve made it to third. Runners now sat on the corners with one out, and Miguel Cabrera coming to the plate. He flew out to shallow right. Oswaldo Arcia now came up, and on the first pitch he saw, he hit it on a line to left. Altuve scored. 3-2 Venezuela. Benoit would strike out Carlos Gonzalez to end the inning, but the damage was done.

Ozzie Guillen called upon Yusmeiro Petit of the Giants to come out of the bullpen.

But the Dominican wouldn’t roll over yet! Edwin Encarnacion took a swing at the first pitch he saw, and knocked it against the left-field wall for a stand-up double. He moved to third on a Encarnacion groundout. The tying run now sat 90 feet away, and up came Adrian Beltre, who had homered earlier. The 2-0 pitch was to his liking, and he whacked a hard-hit grounder into left field. Encarnacion scored, and the game was tied, 3-3!

Ozzie Guillen came out, pulled Petit, and gave the ball to another Giant, Jean Machi. Machi would strike out Reyes and Rosario, and the International Baseball Competition had it’s first extra innings contest! Joaquin Benoit came out for his second inning of work, and it started… interestingly.Screen Shot 2015-03-27 at 11.50.00 PMTruly, this was a day for the IBC record books. Asdrubal Cabrera bunted Sandoval over to second, and for a split second it looked like Jose Lopez had finally gotten through with a hit… until Jose Reyes got to the ball and stabbed it out of the sky. Two outs, man on second. Benoit didn’t care, though, and struck out Gregor Blanco to end the half-inning. The Dominican would come up with a chance at a walk-off.

In Boston, as all this happened, Jon Paul Morosi again needed to restart his article. For, you see, Evan Longoria had hit a 2-run HR to give Team USA a lead in the bottom of the 6th. Meanwhile, Panama led “Rest-Of-The-World” 4-2 in the bottom of the 6th, and Canada and Mexico were tied in the top of the 4th.

Felix Pie, who had replaced Pujols’ spot in the line-up so that the Dominicans could have a CF, led off. The now Korea-based Pie was plunked by Jean Machi. Hey, whatever works, I guess.

Up to bat came Cano with the winning run on first. Pie, then, started to mess a bit with Machi. Three times he would throw to first.. and the third time would prove the charm, as Pie was called out! A big break for the Venezuelans, especially since Robinson Cano singled immediately following that. The luck continued for Machi, though. He struck out Big Papi… and then picked off Robinson Cano as well! To the 11th inning the game went, where Al Albuquerque would strike out the side. Once again, the Dominican would have a chance to send the fans home happy with a walk-off.

Jean Machi started the inning by walking Jose Bautista. Bautista got to second on a groundout. Bautista then advanced to third on a long fly-out by Nelson Cruz. Once again, the Dominican seemed on the edge of victory… and once again, the Dominican failed, as Adrian Beltre simply hit a can of corn to center for the final out of the 11th inning.Al Albuquerque began work on his second inning, as Oswaldo Arcia led off. He worked the count full… before walking him. He was replaced at 1st by Carlos Gonzalez after a fielder’s choice, but then CarGo stole second with Pablo Sandoval at the plate. The Kung Fu Panda walked… and then Asdrubal Cabrera struck out and Jose Lopez grounded into a fielder’s choice.

Still 3-3.

Meanwhile, in Boston, Evan Longoria hit another home run, making it 6-4 in the bottom of the 8th. Panama had finished off Team Rest-Of-The-World, 4-2, and Mexico had taken a 2-1 lead on a Agustin Murillo HR.

It wouldn’t be until the 13th inning- after Team USA had polished off Colombia 6-4, that the tie would finally be broken. It would be the top of the inning, and Pedro Strop took the mound for the Dominicans. It started off well, as he struck out Gregor Blanco and got Jose Altuve to fly out.

But then he walked Miguel Montero.

And then Miguel Cabrera had a double to drive home Montero.

And so, in the bottom of the 13th inning, the Dominican was three outs from starting the season 0-1. Francisco Rodriguez took the mound again, having taken over with two outs in the 12th.

And then, the craziness continued. Cano reached on an Asdrubal Cabrera E6, and then, up came Big Papi, David Ortiz. Pedro Martinez started talking about how clutch he was, and then, Ortiz proved it:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 11.45.23 AMScreen Shot 2015-03-28 at 11.45.58 AM“You see?”, said Pedro, “He is the man! He is the man!”

And so, with the Dominican now 90 feet away from victory, Ozzie Guillen stomped out, pulled K-Rod, and put in Hector Rondon of the Cubs. Jose Bautista was at the plate, and he would only need to hit it deep to win it…. but he merely popped up on the infield.

One out.

Up next: Edwin Encarnacion. Guillen ordered the intentional walk, and yet he had Rondon pitch to Cruz, eschewing the chance to load the bases and create forces at every base. Cruz worked the count, but ended up striking out on a 3-2 pitch as Encarnacion stole second to stop the possibility of a double play.

Guillen had Rondon pitch to Beltre, and he softly flew out. The game would go to the 14th inning, as Pedro Martinez declared to his broadcast partners that they could be there for awhile.

Strop worked a scoreless 14th, and so did Rondon.

In the 15th inning, Strop was starting to show signs of fatigue, and walked Gregor Blanco to start the inning. Pena stayed with him.

Altuve bunted, and Beltre made a nice but dangerous play, getting Blanco at second. But then, Strop hit Miguel Montero. Men were now on 1st and 2nd, with one out and Miguel Cabrera coming to the plate. Pena had seen enough. He called upon Rafael Soriano.

Down in Monterrey, the Canada-Mexico game ended, with Mexico winning 4-1. It had been the last game of the North American group to start, but the first of the North American games to start would be the last to end.

Miguel Cabrera would pop out, making him 1-7 for the game. Arcia would strike out, and the would-be Venezuelan rally was squelched.

Rondon sent down Cano, Ortiz and Bautista 1-2-3, and the 16th inning came. Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 11.59.34 AMSoriano struck out CarGo to start the inning, but then Pablo Sandoval hit a ball extremely deep into the right-center gap. It bounced and stopped at the wall, and when the dust settled, the Kung Fu Panda was standing at third with a shocking triple.

But of course Soriano was able to strike out Asdrubal Cabrera and get Jose Lopez to fly out, so the game remained tied as they headed into the bottom of the 16th.

Rondon got Encarnacion to ground out, and then he was pulled for Ronald Belisario. He would retire the next two batters, and the game went into a 17th inning.

Pedro Martinez jokingly said that Pena had just called the booth and asked him to get loose, but the fact was, both teams still had relievers left in the bullpens: Venezuela still had Luis Avilan, Rafael Betancourt, Jeanmar Gomez, and Alex Torres, while the Dominican still had Jumbo Diaz, Joel Peralta, and Fernando Rodney. And, of course, there were also possible starters who could be used.

As far as actual hitters still on the bench, Venezuela still had Salvador Perez, Omar Infante and Avisail Garcia, while the Dominican had Wellington Castillo, Jhonny Peralta, and Hanley Ramirez.

Soriano walked Blanco to start the 17th. Altuve bunted Blanco to second.

And then, Miguel Montero, who had replaced Victor Martinez for defensive purposes after V-Mart had been pinch-ran for in the 9th, hit a sharp grounder into right. Blanco made a try for home, Bautista sent it home… and got him! The crowd in Santo Domingo- at least, those who still were there- went wild. There were now two outs, a man on second (Montero got to second on Bautista’s throw), and Miguel Cabrera, who was 1-7 on the day, came to the plate. Pena called upon Fernando Rodney to pitch.

Cabrera was able to work a 3-2 walk, but Rodney then struck out Arcia, so the game still remained 4-4.

Of course, the Dominican failed to score in the bottom of the 17th, with Felix Pie getting thrown out at second to end the inning.

The two Latin American titans would be playing two! To the 18th inning the game went, and it was becoming clear that it would take awhile for the hitters to recover from this game:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.14.31 PMOof.

Rodney sent down the Venezuelans 1-2-3 in the top of the 18th, and then, finally, in the bottom of the 18th, it ended, as Robinson Cano saw a 0-2 pitch from Ronald Belisario and took a swing:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.17.16 PMAs the ball left the field, Pedro Martinez could be heard screaming: “IT’S FINALLY OVER!”

And, with the end of it’s greatest game, the first day of the International Baseball Competition came to an end, it’s box score something to behold:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.18.38 PMScreen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.20.17 PMScreen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.21.50 PMScreen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.22.25 PMThe performances of the day:

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 12.25.21 PMYes, the first day of the International Baseball Competition had been an interesting time, with good pitching, a 2-HR performance by Evan Longoria, and a 18-inning barnburner that ended with a walk-off.

1 day of games was down. 161 days were still left to go.

NEXT TIME: The rest of the first week.

(Thank you for reading this installment of “The International Baseball Competition”. Most times, it won’t be so long and focused on just one day. Usually, it will be on week-by-week installments, with the occasional focus on a particularly interesting game or series. However, there will be storylines I’ve made up to spice it up, as well as recurring characters like drunk foul-mouthed Australian announcer Ned Kelly O’Shaughessy and Pedro Martinez as Himself. However, all injuries and game results will be the result of the game.

So, thank you for reading, and hope to see you next time!)

 

 

 

 

Introducing The 2015 International Baseball Competition featuring OOTP 2016

While I am working on the review, the Out of the Park Baseball content won’t stop there this year. Oh no, not at all. Instead, for the first time, we’ll have a running OOTP feature this year on the Continuum… and here is what it will be:

What if there was a true international baseball competition? Now, the WBC and the various other international baseball competitions are great, but they are all far from perfect. They all have drop-outs or people who don’t take part, for example, or have odd rules like pitch-counts, weird extra-inning rules where men start on base if the game goes beyond the 10th or 11th, and, yes, mercy-rules. And, of course, there is the problem that all of them are based on small sample size, by necessity. And when you just have one game, weird things can happen, especially in baseball, where one good pitcher can change everything.

But, in the virtual world of Out of the Park Baseball, none of these are problems. The teams can filled to the gills with as many players as you want, they will give 100%, and they can go far longer than just a short tournament. In fact, they can have a full season.

So I am going to. It’s time for the Out Of The Park Baseball International Baseball Competition, a full season (plus playoffs) of international competition, made up of 15 “National” teams and one team that is made up of the leftovers from the Rest of the World:

Screen Shot 2015-03-27 at 10.24.36 AMIt’s a 162-game schedule, each team has 28 active players (that’s the number of players on a WBC squad), as well as a “reserve roster” of players to fill in for any injuries and for “September Call-Ups”, this is so that the simulation rewards depth. The top 8 teams will advance to the playoffs, which will work similar to MLB postseason. In general, only players who either were born in those countries or have very big ties there (such as growing up there, which is true, for example, with Adrian Gonzalez and Mexico) are on each team- there aren’t many (if any) cases of players being on a team because their grandmother was half-Italian.This isn’t quite as true with the coaching staffs (which are to a certain extent just aesthetic), but it is true for the players.

All players and managers are from OOTP 2016, hence why some more obscure players might not be in there or why some would-be managers (such as Jon Deeble for Australia and Victor Mesa for Cuba) are not there.

So, about once a week through the coming season, I’ll be updating you on how this league of nations is doing.

But first… what types of teams are in this? Go below the jump to meet them:

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Looking at the new stuff that will be in OOTP ’16

It’s coming again. Out Of The Park Baseball. Are you hyped? Because I’m hyped. Oh, sure, they didn’t pick any of my suggestions for their tagline, but the one they did pick is pretty good. And, what’s more, OOTP 2016 is coming and it already is looking like a big leap over even the improvements that OOTP 2015 brought.

Because, for the first time in quite awhile (if ever), it’ll be officially licensed. Yes, Major League Baseball and Minor League Baseball are officially licensing the latest OOTP games, due out in March. That means that instead of having to import logos and stadiums, etc, it’ll all come pre-packaged (although, of course, we’ll still be able to make our own if we want). What’s more, it definitely gives OOTP more clout and officialness- in fact, it’s mobile version will be renamed “MLB Manager”. That will expand it’s reach to more people, bringing OOTP head Markus Heinsohn one step closer to world domination.

Some other things I’m excited for:

  • More leagues! They are adding the Australian League and Independent Leagues in both America and Japan! I love the global scope of OOTP and glad to see it’s default settings continue to grow.
  • Team Owners are more realistic: apparently now instead of simple “win now” or “win later” things, the owners will have both long-term and short-term goals and from the look of what the press release says they might not always make sense (for example, signing a star to a long contract, which as we’ve seen in the real world can be a total disaster).
  • Better finance and coaching systems. They are, of course, completely separate from each other, but I’m combing them because I’m looking forward to seeing more about them. The finance system apparently will be much bigger and involve season ticket sales, etc, while the personnel and coaches will now have personalities and the like. I’m interested.
  • Changes to team strategies, playoff news coverage and the 3D modelling. I’m especially looking forward to the last of these- OOTP 15’s modelling was a good first step but definitely had room for improvement. Fingers crossed it delivers! That fact that they’ve confirmed they will have the 30 MLB stadiums in from the start makes me very optimistic.
  • Little things like rainout rescheduling, different currencies (Yen, Pesos, Euros, etc.), improved HoF and All-Star Voting, etc. etc.

I, of course, will write more about the latest OOTP as more info becomes available.

Note: While I received no compensation for writing this preview, in the past I have received complimentary copies of “Out of The Park Baseball” from it’s developers.

Baseball Continuum Continuucast 1: Intro, News and Thoughts, Bizarre Baseball Culture, and a short tribute to Justin Huber

The first Baseball Continuum Continuucast, presented by Dan Glickman. In this episode, you finally hear the voice behind the Baseball Continuum blog as he boldly tries to make a podcast despite having a voice that was made for the written word. Hear his thoughts on the Cubs and the Hall of Fame, get updated on what’s going on outside of North America and MLB as he takes a look “Around the Continuum”, learn about the “Bizarre Baseball Culture” that Dan has never been able to do, and hear a short tribute to Justin Huber.

The podcast can be heard using the player above, or can be downloaded from here. You may need to click “Save Link As…” I am currently working on getting it up on iTunes and similar services.

Music/Sounds Featured:

“The National Game” by John Phillip Sousa

“Chicago” by the Paul Elkins Orchestra

“Flight of the Bumblebee” (AKA The Green Hornet Theme) by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov performed by the US Army Band (special “Bizarre Baseball Culture” remix by Dan Glickman featuring the Pablo Sanchez Theme and clips from previous and future Bizarre Baseball Culture pieces)

“News Intro” by Maximilien

“Waltzing Matilda”, written by Banjo Paterson, tune by CambridgeBayWeather on Wikipedia

“Advance Australia Fair” instrumental written by Peter Dodds McCormick and performed by the US Navy Band

All sound and music used is either public domain or falls under fair use.

Best of 2014- The “Backyard Baseball” Kids: Where Are They Now?

Originally published August 15, 2014.

 

As you may know, I am a big fan of the old Backyard Baseball video games. In fact, I have a low-burn campaign to get the original games on Steam. So, with the Little League World Series here, I got to thinking: Whatever happened to those kids? Where are they now? I mean, I presume they lived in California, since that’s where Humongous Entertainment was, and I’m going to guess they’d be in their 20s nowadays (the oldest of them would have been, like, 13 in 1997 and the release of the first game, and the youngest would have probably been 6 or 7. Most of them seemed to be be around 10, 11 or 12), but… what would they be doing now? How did their lives turn out?

I did some research, and here’s what I found. It was a high-achieving group, with three individuals playing professional baseball, several others playing sports in college or professionally, and others going on to stardom or at least happy lives. Sadly, as with any large group of people, there were some who never achieved their dreams, others who lost their way, and even one who who is no longer with us. And then, there is one final person who is a story all of his own…

  • Kenny Kawaguchi, the wheelchair-bound player who appeared in early games of the series but later disappeared, currently runs a music-and-sports podcast in Los Angeles, where he works as a consultant to various tech companies.
  • Tony Delvecchio had a brief career in the Mets organization and Indy-ball. A proud Italian-American, he represented Italy in some minor international tournaments. He now is a bartender in Las Vegas and is married with two kids.
  • Although Tony would refuse to ever admit it, his sister, Angela Delvecchio, fared far better at baseball, playing on the boys team at a small NAIA school before causing a brief media stir when she was signed by a team in the Golden Baseball League in the 2000s. She continues to pitch in the Girls Professional Baseball League in Japan and is a member of the United States Womens National Baseball Team.
  • Pete Wheeler joined the Army and won a Silver Star and Purple Heart for his actions overseas, and is currently being considered for a Congressional Medal of Honor for his role in rescuing his commander from enemy fire. He also has taken up ping-pong.
  • Brothers Achmed and Amir Khan, as well as Amir’s wife Maria (née Luna), now tour the nation as America’s number one Pakistani/Mexican Fusion Metal-Rock Trio, the Wrath of Khans.
  • Ashley and Sidney Webber‘s tennis careers floundered shortly after they turned pro, with neither of them getting past the second round of any major tournament and only reaching the third round of a major tournament as a pair. The two, who often appear on lists of “greatest sports phenom busts”, recently wrote a controversial book in which they blamed their domineering father for their issues, saying that he took away a normal childhood from them. Both now retired, Ashley is an assistant coach at Notre Dame (ironically, her father’s alma mater) while Sidney has started a program meant to bring tennis to children of low-income families.
  • Dante Robinson is now a competitive eater, holding the record for most hamburgers eaten and is second in the world in several categories, including pickles, bananas, and peanut butter. When not competing, he sells insurance and is in a steady relationship with another competitive eater, Kimmy Eckman (female champion in candy bars).
  • Vicki Kawaguchi, Kenny’s little sister, has had a tough life. While rumors that she for a time turned to a seedier form of dancing after her ballet career never took off have neither been confirmed nor denied, it is known that she was, in Kenny’s words, “disowned” from the family at one point and had problems with substance abuse. Thankfully, things have seemingly turned around for Vicki, who wrote and drew a best-selling manga-inspired graphic novel on her experiences, entitled “The Pointe in Life”, which she mysteriously dedicates to a “P.S.”
  • Dmitri Petrovich, contrary to popular belief, does not work at the NSA. Nor does he work at DARPA. The report that he was arrested for being a Russian spy is also completely false. No, the truth is much more mundane: Dmitri Petrovich actually works at Virgin Galactic. Well… I guess that’s not that mundane. Oh well.
  • Stephanie Morgan‘s baseball career came to a tragic end when she suffered a catastrophic leg injury during a game at Tin Can Alley. Thankfully, the experiences that came from that injury led her to pursue a life in medicine. One of the oldest of the backyard gang, she now works as a orthopedic surgeon in Los Angeles.
  • Annie Frazier later turned full-time to soccer, playing in High School and College. She now runs a co-op food market in San Francisco after funding from an unknown source saved it from financial ruin.
  • Vinnie the Gooch is currently serving time for fraud and money-laundering, but swears he was framed because “The Gooch wouldn’t do that stuff”.
  • Ernie Steele was heavily recruited by Division I basketball teams and eventually signed a letter of intent at Syracuse. Jim Boeheim kicked him off the team after one practice after a joke that centered on a particularly bad pun about the zone defense. After some time playing in Europe and several dozen standup classes, “Funnybones” is now a member of the Harlem Globetrotters.
  • Sally Dobbs is an attorney, while her little brother Ronny is a firefighter, having grown up both in size but also in courage.
  • Mikey Thomas kept playing baseball and bloomed into quite the slugger as he defeated his childhood sicknesses. He was given a scholarship to Humungous University. However, he then found himself unable to keep up with D1 pitching, and his slow speed and so-so fielding caused him to be benched. Seeking an edge, Mike turned to steroids. It was then, according to him, that he received an anonymous letter that told him that cheating was the easy way out, and then went on to give him a few good tips. Thomas then broke out, hitting home runs in five consecutive games and winning back a starting position. Thomas reached as high as AA in the Red Sox organization before a knee injury took him out of affiliated ball (ironically, Stephanie Morgan, then in her residency, helped with the surgery). He now coaches baseball not far from where he and the others played in their childhood.
  • Jocinda Smith’s played for the University of Connecticut women’s basketball team and now plays in the WNBA, where she is a perennial All-Star.
  • Kiesha Phillips later turned to softball and was an All-American in college. She now works as a school counselor in her hometown.
  • Gretchen Hasselhoff is now a voice actress, best known for doing those disclaimers at the end of commercials that are spoken so fast you can barely understand them.
  • Ricky Johnson played for a mid-major Division I football team but has since fallen on hard times due to heavy medical bills and post-concussion problems. A recent mysterious donation has helped ease the financial problems, but sadly nobody is sure if Ricky will ever be the same again.
  • Marky Dubois was for a time missing, and presumed dead, somewhere in the Louisiana Bayou, where he went saying he would find the legendary “Skunk Ape” and bring it back to civilization. Nobody, apparently, told him that the Skunk Ape is said to live in Florida. Late last year, however, he traipsed out, a frog in one hand and some hairs he claimed to be from the “Skunk Ape” in another. He has yet to discuss his ordeal.
  • Billy Jean Blackwood’s modeling career never panned out, so she instead went into the hospitality industry. She currently is an assistant manager at a hotel in New Orleans.
  • Luanne Lui, the youngest of all the backyard kids, recently graduated from Humongous State University, where she played softball. She is pursuing a graduate degree but has not yet decided in what yet.
  • Reese Worthington played soccer in college and has begun a career in finance and was recently featured in a news story about his large stamp collection.
  • Every “Where Are They Now” article has a sob story. And in this case, it’s the fate of Jorge Garcia, the bespectacled kid with a weird swing. Garcia passed away at the age of 16 when he was killed in a hit-and-run not far from Parks Department Field #2, where his family had recently sponsored the building of a new concession stand. Despite a hefty reward offered by his family, no perpetrator was found until several years later, when an anonymous tip led police to a man who quickly confessed to the crime. Due to the tip being anonymous, the reward money was donated to the local Backyard Sports organization and also used to create a scholarship in Jorge’s name.
  • Although she was probably the last one anyone expected to do so, Lisa Crocket eventually blossomed into a beautiful and outgoing woman and became a actress who is best known for her role as Cynthia Coat in “Pajama” Sam Peterson’s gritty reboot of Pajama Man.
  • Sunny Day currently works behind the scenes at BNN, which you may be familiar with if you play Out of the Park Baseball.
  • And finally…

Pablo Sanchez. The Secret Weapon. The undisputed greatest of all the backyard kids, who was great no matter the sport but was greatest of all in baseball. Nobody ever truly knew much about him, as he only seemed to know Spanish and usually just let his skills do the talking. At least, that’s what everybody thought. In reality, Pablo spoke perfect English, he had learned Spanish- and become instantly fluent in it- in school. And, as he continued to rule anything and everything he tried his hand at, certain eyes were drawn to him. Rumors began to spread of a child who would break all existing sports paradigms, the sports equivalent of a nuclear weapon. Whatever team that would get him would instantly become the greatest on earth, whatever league that had him would become the most popular in the nation, and whatever he endorsed would instantly become the best-selling.

He would upset the balance of all sports and all the economies connected to them, bringing about chaos. Quite simply, the lords of sports decided, Pablo Sanchez could never be allowed to play sports above the youth level.

They came to him a few days before he started High School. All four commissioners of the Big 4, the heads of the IOC, FIFA, NASCAR, and ESPN’s X-Games divisions. Several major CEOs and a few big-name agents. Some say that even a few senators showed up.  Never before or since had such a conglomeration come together.

They made Pablo and his family a simple offer: In exchange for not disrupting the natural order of competition and business in the sports world, they would give him a half-billion dollars. A year. Until the age of 50, at which point it would merely become a million dollars a year.

You’d like to think that Pablo would have been incorruptible. But, alas, even he had a price. And so, the greatest athlete of all time never stepped on the field.

Instead, he became something so much greater. You see, while others would have just taken that money, gotten a nice mansion, and lived a life of leisure, Pablo would have no such things. After college (where he was Summa Cum Laude, of course), he began to travel. And he began to help people. You see, over the years, Pablo looked out for his friends. It was he who saved Marky Dubois from the deepest part of the Bayou, it was he who wrote that letter to Mikey Thomas, it was he who helped fund Annie Frazier’s business, it was he who paid Ricky Johnson’s bills, and it was he who gave the tip that led the police to the man who had killed Jorge Garcia. And, yes, it was he who was the one who helped Vicki Kawaguchi turn her life around, something for which she dedicated her book to him for.

Yes, the Secret Weapon still has been amazing, and still can do no wrong. And to this day, if you see a man driving a purple car going “putt-putt-putt” down the road, know that he probably is on his way to do something amazing again, perhaps finding out what really happened with Vinnie the Gooch or looking for what happened to Earl Grey, the soccer announcer who hasn’t been seen in nearly a decade. And you can know that he has made a difference, even if it wasn’t on a sports field…

…well… maybe.

You see, once, during his travels, he came to a town in New Jersey. While there, he went to a youth baseball practice. He saw something in one of the players, something like he once was. He went up to that player. And, in the next few hours, he taught nearly everything he knew to that kid.

You may know that “kid” as Mike Trout.

The Secret Weapon lives on.

Best of 2014- A History of Player-Licensed/Sponsored Video Games

This was originally a piece of a “Wisdom and Links” article at Hall of Very Good. Thanks to Shawn Anderson for giving me permission to put it up here.

Let me tell you of a time. A time before the sports video game-scape was homogenized and turned into a few companies putting out slightly different versions of the same game every year. In this wonderful time, lasting from the late 80s to around the turn of our century, there were countless baseball games. And they were often branded to a certain player. This wasn’t just baseball, of course- to this day you can find John Madden’s last name on Electronic Arts’ NFL franchise- but for baseball, it seemed to have it’s own special charm. Maybe it was the fact that many of them didn’t have any real players other than the sponsor, or maybe it was just because I was of the age where, to paraphrase the “The Lego Movie”…“everything was awesome”. Or maybe it’s just because baseball was and is my favorite sport and thus I am biased.

Still, let us travel back to that wonderful time and look at some of the greatest player-or-manager sponsored games in history.

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My Suggestions for Out Of The Park Developments Tagline

As you know, I’m a big fan of Out of the Park Baseball. In fact, I purposely have to keep myself from playing it unless I really, really want to, because otherwise I’ll end up getting lost in it and never emerging for about a week and a half. I’m currently two months OOTP-sober, for example, but I think I might have a relapse soon.

Oh, I got a bit off track there.

Anyway, the developers of Out Of The Park, OOTP Developments, are now running a contest for what their tagline should be for their games (they are increasingly diversifying their portfolio and are adding a football game to the baseball and hockey games they already have). Y’know, like “It’s In The Game”. The winner gets $100 gift card, free copies of all of their games next year, and, presumably, bragging rights for all eternity. I mean, if I win, I’m totally putting it on my resume.

I, of course, had some suggestions. After checking to make sure sharing them won’t disqualify me, here they are:

OOTP Developments: Imagination and Victory
OOTP Developments: Imagine Victory
OOTP Developments: Dream of Victory
OOTP Developments: Dream It. Win It.
OOTP Developments: Beyond Fantasy, Beyond Reality
OOTP Developments: For When Paradox Isn’t Addictive Enough
OOTP Developments: Just One More Season
OOTP Developments: On Grass, On Turf, On Ice, On Your Computing Device!
OOTP Developments: More Than Mere Games
OOTP Developments: The Games Go On
OOTP Developments: Your Team, Your League, Your World
OOTP Developments: Where The Game Never Ends
OOTP Developments: Make The Crowd Go Wild
OOTP Developments: Just Imagine…

Personally, “Imagination and Victory” is my favorite, as it sums up the two best things about OOTP games: coming up with big or neat worlds or scenarios to play in, and winning in them. I even googled a Latin translation of it (Imaginatio Atque Victoria) in case they want to make it sound all profound.  The “For When Paradox Isn’t Addictive Enough” is a joking reference to Paradox Interactive, a game company that makes grand strategy games like Crusader Kings and Hearts of Iron that, like OOTP, can perhaps best be described as addictive drugs in video game form.

Anyway, if you want to try and beat me (and everyone else) in this contest, you can check out the rules and get the e-mail address to apply to here. Good luck, and if you somehow grab one of the above suggestions and they pick you to win for some reason instead of me, I expect half of the winnings.