An update to my post on racing mascots:
The Washington Nationals have added another president to their race, perhaps to keep interest in the race after Teddy Roosevelt finally winning.
So who’s the new president? Is it JFK? Woodrow Wilson? Tricky Dick Nixon? Would Jefferson Davis be brought in as a villain?
Presumably, Taft also can run in the Supreme Court Justice Race, should the Nationals ever create on.
Okay, you can now move on with your day.