This is how Mariano Rivera’s final year will be remembered

Cal Ripken went hitless in his final game. In fact, with some rare exceptions like Ted Williams, most baseball greats go out quietly. It isn’t a surprise, really, since most of the time they are retiring for the good reason they don’t have what it takes to be a good everyday player anymore.

Which is why last night’s All-Star Game was important. Much like with Ripken in 2001’s All-Star Game, it allowed us, as a baseball culture, to say goodbye to Mariano Rivera. Oh, he will pitch again, probably many times. There’s even a chance he could still have more chances to close out a game in October. But none of them will be as perfect as last night: there he stood, alone, just him and his catcher (the highly underrated Salvador Perez of the Royals) with both fans and opponents giving him a round of applause for the finest career a reliever has ever had.

And then, of course, he put down all three batters he faced, 1-2-3. No hits, runs or walks allowed.

Yes, it wasn’t perfect- he came out and pitched in the 8th inning, as Jim Leyland took an abundance of caution to make sure he played in the game (although I highly doubt that a bullpen that had Joe Nathan, Jesse Crain and Glen Perkins in it would have given up a 3-run lead). But in some ways, it was fitting, a passing of the torch from Rivera to Nathan and the other closers, young and old, who hold the role that Mariano has defined: the near-invincible 9th inning guy.

Of course, it is unlikely that we will see another player like Mariano again. The increased parity of baseball makes it unlikely that anybody will ever be able to have as many World Series saves, since it’s unlikely that a team will so dominate baseball again like the Yankees of the late 90s did. It’s also unlikely that anybody will ever be able to truly throw the cutter as well as Mariano Rivera– if they could, they’d probably have shown up by now. But the real reason why we won’t see another Rivera is simple: he, like Ripken, is a almost singular icon, not so much a man as he is an ideal.

“This is what we wish all our athletes could be like,” we say, “intimidating but friendly, ruthless on the field but charitable off it, respectful of the game’s history even as they make it themselves” 

And although there may one day be another closer like that, perhaps one even more dominating than Rivera, it likely won’t matter, for our nostalgia will have made the last man to wear Number 42 just as untouchable in our minds as the most famous man to wear number 42.

And last night proved it, and gave fans of every team a chance to show it.

Five questions to be answered in the 2013 All-Star Game

So, the All-Star Game is tonight, so here are some questions that will be answered tonight:

  1. What non-Met will get the biggest cheer? It’s a given that the Mets will get the biggest cheer, but who will get the biggest cheer outside of them? I’m going to guess Mariano Rivera, making his final All-Star Game appearance.
  2. How will Matt Harvey do? The last time a starter started in his “home” park for the ASG, it was Roger Clemens in 2004. That didn’t go well for the then-Astro, as he gave up six runs in the first inning. Harvey has to do better than that, I have to think.
  3. The Youth Movement: This is the first starting appearance for Mike Trout and Bryce Harper, and the first All-Star Game period for Manny Machado, amongst other young players who are expected to be mainstays in these games for years to come. As the All-Star Game is often a place where players on lesser-seen teams are first exposed to the wider world, how they show themselves is going to be important, as first impressions mean alot.
  4. Who’s gonna do this seriously? There are two types of All-Star participants: those that buy into the concept and play more-or-less like they would any other game, and those that just get their innings done and then get on their plane back home after a few quick interviews… possibly before the game even ends. Similarly, there are varying degrees of All-Star managers- there are those that are trying to win and will try to keep most (but not all- there will still be some defensive replacements and pinch-hitters early on no matter what, especially for players who have some injury problems) of their position player starters in for at least two or three plate appearances before trying to get everybody in in around sixth or seventh inning, and then there are those that start putting in everyone they can find in, like, the fourth or fifth inning. Possibly earlier, if they get an early lead.
  5. Mariano Rivera’s farewell inning: With the Yankees’ playoff chances in perilous position, it’s possible this will be his last appearance before a national audience. Even if the game is a blowout, this should be a good reason to stay up.

See you tomorrow, everyone.

HUMOR: Cable TV descriptions of baseball movies that must be made

You know how when you come across a movie on cable, they give you a brief description?

Well, here are some baseball movies that must be made, and what their cable TV description would be:

BOBBLEHEAD THE MOVIE: A 1960s bobblehead is forced to come out of retirement to lead his team over more realistically-proportioned action figures. Starring the vocal talents of Kevin Costner, Rainn Wilson.

MURDER MOST FOWL: After the shocking murder of Mrs. Met, the San Diego Chicken must lead the hunt for the mascot responsible. Starring Ted Giannoulas and the guy in the Mr. Met costume.

BAY OF PUIGS: A greedy baseball agent finances a invasion of Cuba, looking to open it up in order to find more talent to sign. Starring William Dafoe and Pitbull.

MINOR PROBLEMS: The GM of a minor league baseball team must escape assassins sent to kill him after a disastrous “Russian Heritage Night”. Starring Paul Giamatti and Zooey Deschanel.

HOSS: The tale of the pitching deity and dapper gent is brought to life. Rated NC-17 for language, violence, excessive drinking, opium use and syphilis.

DINOSAUR BASEBALL: Dinosaurs play baseball —*Television explodes from the awesomeness before you can finish reading it.*

 

The last time the Twins won a series in the Bronx…

The Twins beat the Yankees today, winning their first series in the Bronx since they won this May 10, 2001 game. How long ago was that?

  • It was 4448 days, or 12 years, 2 months and 4 days, ago.
  • Tom Kelly was still the manager of the Twins, who were under threat of contraction at the time.
  • The Twin Towers were still standing, Ted Williams and George Harrison were still alive, Barack Obama was a Illinois State Senator, and the first Apple Stores had not yet opened (they opened later that month).
  • The curses of the Bambino, the Black Sox, Billy Penn and Coogan’s Bluff all were still active.
  • Joe Mauer had not yet been drafted and some thought he’d instead pursue a college football career.
  • Cal Ripken, Mark McGwire and Tony Gwynn were still active MLB players.
  • Heck, Deion Sanders was an active MLB player at the time.
  • The top movie that week was The Mummy Returns.
  • “All For You” by Janet Jackson and “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child were the hit songs at the time.
  • Bryce Harper was eight-and-a-half years old.
  • Star Trek: Voyager was still on the air, 24 had not yet begun to air.
  • There had not yet been a Spider-Man movie released. Nor had there been any Harry Potter movies released.
  • Gas was under $2 a gallon.
  • Of the players in that game, only Mariano Rivera, Torii Hunter, AJ Pierzynski, LaTroy Hawkins, Derek Jeter and Andy Pettitte are still active. That is actually a higher number than I expected.
  • All-Star Games did not give home-field advantage in the World Series.
  • The best-selling nonfiction book in America was Seabiscuit. The book, that is, not the movie. The movie wouldn’t be made for another two years.
  • The Nintendo 64 and the first Playstation were the most up-to-date video game systems.
  • Michael Jordan had not yet had his comeback with the Washington Wizards.
  • However, some thing have not changed: Vin Scully is still in the booth for the Dodgers, The Simpsons is still on the air, Bud Selig is still commissioner, nobody has approached Cy Young‘s win record, and, of course, the Cubs still haven’t won a World Series since 1908.

Tweet of the Night: Return of the Beard?

 

The Longest Dingers of this year’s Home Run Derby contestants

The Home Run Derby roster has been announced! Well, mostly… they still have another AL spot open.

So, for those who want to get psyched by images of longball, here are links to the longest home runs by each of the participants so far this year:

Robinson Cano‘s 442-foot solo bomb off the batter’s eye in Minnesota.

Prince Fielder‘s 460-foot shot at Comerica.

Chris Davis‘ 439-foot longball at Camden Yards.

David Wright‘s 464-foot bomb against Craig Kimbrel in Atlanta.

Carlos Gonzalez‘s 458-foot shot deep into the Cincinnati night.

Michael Cuddyer‘s game-tier of 434 feet.

Bryce Harper‘s 434-foot bomb off of Bronson Arroyo.

I’ll put up the farthest by whoever else is named later.

Link

I’ve got another game report on the Rochester Red Wings up on Twinkie Town’s Fanposts page.

It’s the 20th Anniversary of “Rookie Of The Year”, here’s what I have to say about that

Pulling the curtain for a second, an admission:

I originally had this big plan where I would watch the now-20-year-old kid-baseball classic Rookie of the Year and figure out the statistics for it’s main character, Henry Rowengartner. But, alas, it was not to be: I inadvertently deleted it from my DVR, ruining my opportunity to bring the world such great baseball scholarship. One day, perhaps.

Still, some thoughts on Rookie of the Year:

Rookie of the Year was part of an early 90s mini-fad of baseball movies sparked by the late-80s success of Kevin Costner’s films and Major League. Other baseball movies from this time period include The Sandlot, A League of Their Own and Little Big League. I saw them on VHS when I was like five or six, possibly more times than was healthy. And, although in hindsight The Sandlot and A League of Their Own* were the best of the early 90s bunch, I think I watched Rookie of the Year and Little Big League more. It makes sense, come to think of it: They were wish-fulfillment tales. Who doesn’t wish to make it to the big leagues in some way? Heck, who doesn’t wish they could be doing it when they are still kids?

Anyway, for those of you who don’t know the story, Rookie of the Year is a semi-remake of an obscure movie called Roogie’s Bump. In the film, Henry Rowengartner, a baseball-loving boy in his early teens, suffers a strange injury that heals in such a way that his arm suddenly becomes able to throw MLB-level heat. The Cubs sign him, and, well, you can probably guess how the rest of the story goes.

While the film is unrealistic and pretty formulaic, it still is a fun watch, especially with John Candy as an announcer for the Cubs who opens up the movie with this ever-so-true line:

Opening Day at Wrigley, and oh what a sight! The diamond, the decorations, and the dread of yet another losing season.

 

Really, there isn’t much more that can be said, other than that as part of the Anniversary there have been a few articles about it.

For example, Yahoo!’s Mike Oz talked a bit to star Thomas Ian Nicholas (who has since gone on to star in the American Pie films) and director/supporting actor Daniel Stern about it. From it, I learned that, for example, John Candy was not originally involved with the film, but the studio liked the close-to-finished product enough that they let the producers hire John Candy to film a few scenes and voiceovers for the film.

Meanwhile, as a extra to Sports Illustrated‘s “Where Are They Now” issue, screenwriter Sam Harper revealed what happened to Henry after the film. Turns out that similar injuries led to him having brief careers in football and bowling.

So, if you see Rookie of the Year on cable in the coming days, feel free to think back to this post and those other articles. And also think how funky-buttloving (you’d get it if you saw the movie) awesome my look at Henry Rowengartner’s stats would have been.

*True story: I almost had a cameo in A League of Their Own as a redheaded toddler grandchild in the Cooperstown scenes at the end. But according to family legend, my parents didn’t want to drive all the way to Cooperstown for the shoot, especially since if I cried they’d probably just have some other 1-year-old do it and they’d have driven all the way to Cooperstown for nothing. And that, friends, is why Daniel J. Glickman doesn’t have an IMDB page noting his uncredited cameo in A League of Their Own.

Bizarre Baseball Culture: The Batman and Cal Ripken Jr. join forces to promote Big League Chew

In Bizarre Baseball Culture, I take a look at some of the more unusual places where baseball has reared it’s head in pop culture and fiction.

When I was growing up, there was only one true cartoon Batman, and that was the Batman voiced by Kevin Conroy in a series of cartoons that started in the early nineties, ended in 2006, and then briefly revived for the occasional video game or DVD movie. The shows that featured Conroy- usually headed by a writer named Paul Dini and an artist named Bruce Timm- were and are masterpieces, regarded by many as the definitive Batman and not just great kids shows, but great shows period.

However, there was the slight problem that having a deep and rather mature Batman in the cartoons meant there wasn’t as much stuff for the very little kiddies, so in 2004, while the Conroy-Batman was in a Justice League cartoon, a new show was created, entitled simply The Batman. While it did have it’s moments (or so I hear, I think I only watched maybe four episodes of it in total), it was not dark, it was not deep, it was not mature and it just in general was an abomination, especially when compared to the Batman cartoons I’d grown up watching. It was created basically just to sell toys to little kids in the run-up to the release of Batman Begins (which, as we all know, was totally kid friendly, right?).

Still, there was one thing that The Batman gave us: a comic book in which Batman joins forces with Cal Ripken Jr. in order to stop the Penguin and hawk Big League Chew. Just as Bob Kane and Bill Finger intended.

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Pace Updates on July 5

Chris Davis is currently on pace for 60 HR. The AL Record in 61 (Roger Maris).

Manny Machado is on pace for 72 doubles. The single-season record is 67 (Earl Webb).

Raul Ibanez is on pace for 40 HR. The single-season record for a player 40 or over is 34 (Darrell Evans).

Albert Pujols‘ current HR pace will put him hitting his 500th HR on September 20th of this season.

Of course, past performance is no guarantee of future results.