Coming Up in Bizarre Baseball Culture

Some of you may be wondering what the next installments of Bizarre Baseball Culture will be. Well, here’s a little sneak preview- not really giving out exactly what and exactly when, but some good hints:

Actual Books: There hasn’t been a Bizarre Baseball Culture on fully-written material since the short story that acted as a prologue to this feature. That will soon change, as I am currently reading two books that fit into the realm of Bizarre Baseball Culture. One of them involves time travel, the other involves the Frankenstein Monster. I’m not sure what one I will do, but one of these WILL be the next installment.

Ultimate Sports Force: At the turn of the century, there was a comic company called Ultimate Sports Force that made it’s name making giveaway comics that depicted athletes as actually being superheroes. I have obtained some of these comics, and I can confirm they are as crazy as you could think. How crazy? Well, as I told Michael “Old Time Family Baseball” Clair on Twitter, one of them involves four members of the New York Yankees fighting off meteor-monsters by order of Cal Ripken Jr. and the United States Military. Go back and read that sentence again, and not look for the pieces of your mind, as it has just been blown. Expect to see some Ultimate Sports Force comics between now and winter, although I’m not quite sure of the order yet.

Public Domain Comics: The backbone of early Bizarre Baseball Culture installments, there still are some tales left to tell from way back. There is, however, one public domain story I will not be doing, at least anytime soon: a Captain Marvel Jr. story in which he goes and helps American POWs in a game against the Japanese. The reason I am not covering it is because it is incredibly racist, and even considering that it was a product of being in wartime, I don’t feel comfortable printing any images of it here.

Television: There are other television things I’ll be covering, both live action and cartoon. They will range from shorts like the Goofy segment to longer-form things like the Pokemon and the Pinky and the Brain episodes.

So, keep an eye open….

Do you have any suggestions for “Bizarre Baseball Culture”? Let me know.

MVP of Yesterday (August 27, 2013): Shane Victorino

Whoops! A bit late today again…

But anyway, the MVP of Yesterday is Shane Victorino, who had a career night against the Orioles with two home runs, seven RBIs and scoring himself four times. It’s his second MVP.

Standings, as usual, under the jump:

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MVP of Yesterday (August 26, 2013): Chris Carter

Chris Carter of the Athletics had 2 HR and 4 RBI yesterday, good enough for him to be the MVP of Yesterday.

It’s his second of the year, as you will see after the jump:

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HUMOR: The Reaction to Matt Harvey’s Injury

Matt Harvey has a UCL injury and will miss the rest of the season and probably longer, since he will likely have to undergo TJ Surgery. Upon seeing some of the online reaction to this, I believe it can be summed up by clicking here. Note that certain parts of that reaction are not-safe-for-work.

As a fan of baseball and great pitching, I agree with the above assessment.

MVP of Yesterday (August 25, 2013): Miguel Cabrera

Much like how people keep hitting themselves when you ask them to “stop hitting yourself”, pitchers continue to pitch to Miguel Cabrera despite everyone saying that they really shouldn’t. Oh, sure, there’s Prince Fielder right behind him, but, well, you have to wonder if Miguel Cabrera is getting so good that it’s now perhaps a better idea to just risk Prince Fielder beating you. Take yesterday, for example, where Miguel Cabrera went 3-4 with a HR, 2 RBIs and a walk.

It’s his sixth total MVP of Yesterday, as you can see after the jump:

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Frontier Panoramas

I went to the Rochester Red Wings game last night, and took some cool panorama photos of the game. There may be some irregularities in the photos due to the fact they are stitched-together combinations of separate ones, but they are still nice.  Click the images below to see them bigger:

From high-up behind Home Plate. the farthest you can go while still being in the fan seats.

From high-up behind Home Plate. the farthest you can go while still being in the fan seats.

Closer to Home Plate

Closer to Home Plate

From left field, during the Seventh Inning rendition of "God Bless America".

From left field, during the Seventh Inning rendition of “God Bless America”.

 

 

MVP of Yesterday (August 24, 2013): Jose Fernandez

Jose Fernandez is going to make the question of NL Rookie of the Year pretty tough, as he again had an excellent outing yesterday, going 7 innings with 8 Ks and just 4 hits given up. It’s his third MVP this season.

Standings after jump:

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MVP of Yesterday (Aug. 23, 2013): Adam Wainwright

Adam Wainwright had a complete game and gave up just one earned run while striking out nine yesterday, and also had an RBI, leading to him being the MVP of Yesterday.

It’s his fourth of the year, and you can see the standings after the jump:

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“The Domer”

Do you wish you could have a bag made out of the old Metrodome roof? Well, you can now!

MVP of Yesterday (August 22, 2013): Clayon Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw gave another inhumanly good 8-inning shutout performance yesterday, and also got a hit and an RBI in the Dodgers’ win yesterday. So he’s the MVP of Yesterday. Again. It’s his third time this season.

Standings after jump:

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