2014 SEASON PREVIEW (PART 3): Best Case/Worst Case for… the AL CENTRAL (with Getty Images)

We continue our big preview of the MLB Season by looking at the best-case and worst-case scenarios for the AL Central. And, what’s more, that includes Getty Images, no matter how irrelevant the picture is.

Detroit Tigers

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Best-Case Scenario: Who need Prince Fielder? They have Miguel Cabrera still, and their starting rotation is still one where the reigning Cy Young winner, Max Scherzer, may not even be the ace, due to Justin Verlander. And they now have Joe Nathan as their closer! With that, there can only be one best-case scenario: World Series Title.

Worst-Case Scenario: The Tigers are seized and sold to pay off Detroit’s bankruptcy debt.

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: Joe Nathan starts showing his age, Verlander’s below-average-by-his-standards season last year turns out to have been the start of his decline, and it turns out that maybe Miguel Cabrera did need Prince Fielder. And even then, they still probably are in the playoff hunt.

Cleveland Indians

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Best-Case Scenario: They make the playoffs again, and actually make it farther than the Wild Card game this time.

Worst-Case Scenario: Nick Swisher secedes from the Union to found the state of “Brohio”.

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: With two pitchers (Ubaldo Jimenez and Scott Kazmir) having left in Free Agency, the depth isn’t what it used to be, and the Indians are left in the dust in the AL Central.

Kansas City Royals

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Best-Case Scenario: The youngsters make a great leap forward, James Shields continues to do well, and the Royals sneak in as a Wild Card.

Worst-Case Scenario: Young guys flop or get hurt, James Shields starts to take a downturn, and the Royals fall back into the total basement.

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: See above. I couldn’t come up with anything outrageous for the Royals.

Minnesota Twins

Best-Case Scenario: Joe Mauer wins the batting title and upsets both Miguel Cabrera and Chris Davis for the 1st-base starting spot at the All-Star Game. The new pitchers turn out to be genius moves. The Twins end the season near .500 and plenty of good prospects in their future.

Worst-Case Scenario: Joe Mauer goes outside Justin Morneau‘s house to play 1980s power ballads from an oversized stereo system. Hurts himself lifting that stereo. Misses rest of season.

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: The pitchers brought in flop, Mauer doesn’t improve all that much playing every day at 1B, or, worse, gets hurt. Prospects get hurt or hit a ceiling. Last place. Glen Perkins is the lone Twins All-Star at Target Field after Josh Willingham‘s “Final Vote” campaign falls short due to the fact he’s going against Derek Jeter, who will end up in the ASG this year, no matter how or what, even if he’s hitting .220.

Chicago White Sox

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Best-Case Scenario: The Jose Abreu signing is genius and some other stuff goes right (primarily with the pitching staff), and the White Sox are a surprise contender for awhile before fading in the second half.

Worst-Case Scenario: They do more-or-less what they did last year, and Paul Konerko gets so depressed he decides to retire early.

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: See above, only presumably without the Konerko retirement.

Next on the list of Best Case/Worst Case: The AL West.

2014 SEASON PREVIEW (PART 2): Best Case/Worst Case for… the AL EAST (with Getty Images)

What’s the worst that can happen? What’s the best-case scenario? In Best Case/Worst Case, we find out what those worst and best case scenarios are. Tonight… the American League East. And it’s accompanied by things from the now-free Getty Image archive.

So, here we go:

Boston Red Sox

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Best-Case Scenario: Everything clicks again, David Ortiz once again gets to use his Hall of Fame level of F-Bomb dropping as the Red Sox celebrate a repeat. Bogaerts becomes a super-star.

Worst-Case Scenario: They grow the beards again, but this time they grow…. too much. By October, they have grown so long that they trip over them.

Worst-Case Scenario that might actually happen: Injuries take a toll on the pitching staff, Xander Bogaerts doesn’t quite make his great leap into super-stardom. Third Place.

Tampa Bay Rays

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Best-Case Scenario: They finally win the World Series, possibly even getting the baseball fans of the Tampa area to come to see them and not the opposing team instead.

Worst-Case Scenario: Somebody steals Evan Longoria‘s hat again and escapes with it into the deadliest regions of the Middle East. Vowing vengeance, Longoria misses the first several months of the season as he goes to rescue it, and to make matters worse, Wil Myers gets hurt. By the time Longoria and Myers have gotten back, the Rays are far enough back where they feel like it’s safe to trade away David Price.

Worst-Case Scenario that might actually happen: Really, injuries and the possible trade of David Price are the worst case scenarios.

Baltimore Orioles
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Best-Case Scenario: The pitching overachieves, Manny Machado comes back healthy, Nelson Cruz does well in Camden Yards and the rest of the AL East falters, allowing the Orioles to- somehow- make their second playoffs in three years.

Worst-Case Scenario: A bad batch of crab-cakes causes entire team to battle food poisoning all year.

Worst-Case Scenario that could actually happen: Machado doesn’t fully recover, the pitching stinks, and the only thing the Orioles are playing for down the stretch is the ability to stay over .500.

New York Yankees

Best-Case Scenario: World Series title.

Worst-Case Scenario: Seriously, Yankee fans would probably consider anything other than the above a worst-case scenario. However, they are forgetting…

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: Not only do the Yankees not win the World Series, but they miss the playoffs again, leading to Yankee ownership to panic and, in a move reminiscent of the late George Steinbrenner, blow everything up, even the stuff that worked. Also, that guy falls off his motorcycle.

Toronto Blue Jays

(I don’t know why Getty would have clip art that is JUST different enough from the actual Blue Jays logo to not be a copy…)

Best-Case Scenario: Dickey’s knuckler knuckles, Jose Bautista stays healthy, and the other teams in AL East have troubles, allowing Toronto to return to the post-season for the first time since the 1990s.

Worst-Case Scenario: Rob Ford shows up, does something so disgraceful that the Blue Jays cancel the season in shame.

Worst-Case Scenario That Could Actually Happen: More-or-less what happened last year.

Later today…. BEST CASE/WORST CASE for the… AL CENTRAL.

The 2014 MLB Season Preview (Part 1): In Which We Set Our Scene

Last time we saw Major League Baseball- not counting Spring Training- the Red Sox had won the World Series.

And now, we begin again. When the Dodgers and Diamondbacks kick off the season in Australia, baseball, as it always has, will be both radically different but also the same.

Different, in that, for the first time ever, there will be expanded replay, with Football-style challenges added. Players like Robinson Cano will be in new places, while others, like Joe Mauer, will be at new positions. Mariano Rivera has retired. Also, Bryce Harper has been spending time at the gym.

But, it’ll still be the same. It’s still nine innings. It’s still three strikes and you are out. And the Cubs still haven’t won the World Series since the the Ottoman Empire was still around.

In the coming days, as spring training continues and the openers near, the Baseball Continuum will be looking at the 2014 in nearly every way I can think of: the serious, the insane, the funny and the insightful.

Buckle up.

This Week on the Baseball Continuum

This week on the Baseball Continuum, I’ll be starting my season preview and also do some other stuff. Cool, right?

This is cool.

Aside

Okay, this is cool. It could help change how fielding statistics are done, too!

PUPPY IN A HOT DOG RACE!

‘Nuff said.

Drawing Conclusions from Spring Training: Josh Reddick solves the whole world’s problems

As Spring Training games happen, I will have this feature, in which I humorously jump to crazy conclusions based on what has happened in the Spring Training games. These are not meant to be serious.

Today, Josh Reddick solved all the world’s problems when he made these two catches (click here if you can’t see them):

As you can see, with these catches (especially the first one), all of the world’s problems ended. As Reddick scaled the wall like Spider-Man to rob Michael Morse not once but twice, children around the world learned to sing in perfect harmony, lost puppies found their way home, achey backs no longer ached, peace descended on the Middle East, climate change was solved, diseases were cured, and all copies of Batman & Robin spontaneously combusted.

Or something like that.

HUMOR: Drawing Conclusions from Spring Training

As Spring Training games happen, I will have this feature, in which I humorously jump to crazy conclusions based on what has happened in the Spring Training games. These are not meant to be serious.

 

Well, it’s already one day into spring training, and we can already see that the Yankees are doomed. I mean, today they gave up three runs to Florida State, A COLLEGE TEAM. How are they going to beat MLB teams if they give up runs to a few college kids?

But the Tigers, man, they are ready. They blasted Florida Southern 12-0, just like a team of professionals should. Take note, Yankees, this is what a playoff team does- they shut out the amateurs. They didn’t give up three freaking runs. Seriously, the boss would be rolling over in his grave.

TwitchplaysPokemon, Fan Managing, and the wisdom (?) of the crowd

Over the past few days-okay, almost a week now- I have been (stupidly) riveted to the tale of “TwitchPlaysPokemon”. It is a social-experiment/massive-game in which tens of thousands and sometimes over a hundred of thousands all trying to control the main character of Pokemon Red. In theory, you would think this would mean good things: thousands of players, most of them having beaten the game at least once, joining forces to send commands to Red, the game’s player character.

In practice, however, it’s a mess. You see, usually it isn’t a democracy, it’s an anarchic mess of random button pushes, with the game more-or-less randomly selecting what ones it’s listening too. So while having the majority of people saying that the character should go right makes it more likely that he’ll go right, sometimes all it takes is one jerk or confused person pressing down to make Red jump off a ledge and forcing you to walk all the way back and start again. Even the “democracy” mode than occasionally kicks in is screwed up, since lag between you and the server means you are at times voting not for what to do but rather what to do next.

As a result, what an average player might be able to finish rather quickly has taken, at last count, at least 12 days…. playing every single second.

So what does this have to do with baseball? Well, as amazing as it sounds, stuff like this has been tried in baseball. With… mixed results.

The first, and most famous, example of the fans doing the manager’s job was “Grandstand Manager’s Day”, held on August 24, 1951 by Bill Veeck and his hapless St. Louis Browns. The Browns won, defeating the Philadelphia Athletics 5-3. At various points in the game, a question was flashed to the fans, who could then determine (through the use of signs) what they should do: should the infield play in double-play depth, should a runner go, etc.

The rest of the American League was less than happy with the stunt, which probably explains why we’ve never seen it again on the major league level.

So, fast-forward to August of 2004. The Brockton Rox, then of the indy Canadian-American League and with Mike Veeck (Bill’s son, perhaps best known for his role in Disco-Demolition Night) as a consultant, recreated the stunt. It was less successful, as the Rox lost 8-2.

But two years later, a team went even farther. You see, in the second half of 2006, the independent Schaumburg Flyers let the internet dictate parts of their team for a web-based reality show. While the show, “Fan Club: Reality Baseball”, has long disappeared from the web, a Los Angeles Times article from that glorious era and a USA TODAY article from the same time gives us a view of the madness that ensued:

  • The team, which had won their division the first half of the split-season, was in last for the second half.
  • One lineup dictated to the manager had the usual 9-hole hitter leading off, a slow catcher batting second, and the clean-up man hitting sixth.
  • Another lineup- the second one ever handed in- had the team’s best hitter riding the bench, the center-fielder at first, and the backup catcher at third base.
  • The longest losing streak in the team’s history happened.

Ouch.

Of course, there are several key differences between a video game and baseball. And there is the biggest one: You can’t control real people. You can’t tell a baserunner to slide a certain way, for example. And even if you can…. they might not listen.

Still, it’s an interesting thought, and, especially considering the rise of Twitter, it is likely only a matter of time until somebody, presumably in the Indy leagues, tries it again. After all, you can’t keep a crazy idea down.

Bizarre Baseball Culture: Stuart Taylor time-travels to the days of the Knickerbockers (only not really)

In Bizarre Baseball Culture, I take a look at some of the more unusual places where baseball has reared it’s head in pop culture and fiction.

Man, I wish I had a time machine to take back all those claims that this was going to be coming out”tomorrow”. Yes, I did just turn my own hectic scheduling errors into a lead-in joke. Deal with it.

Anyway, Time travel. One of the great tropes of Science Fiction. Is it any surprise that Bizarre Baseball Culture also now features time travel?

Yes, it’s time for a tale featuring a dude named Stuart Taylor, who, along with his companions Laura and Doctor Hayward, travels back to the age of the Knickerbockers baseball team (sort of).

The story from Jumbo Comics #135 (May 1950) can be found here, starting on page 29. Go below the jump for the rest of this article.

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