Baseball Card Haiku Project #12: 1988 Leaf Greg Walker

In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.

1988 Leaf Greg Walker

88LeafGregWalkerRun, Greg Walker, Run!

Out of the box, on to first!

Safe? Out? I don’t know!

MVP of Yesterday (August 6, 2013): Andrew Albers

Sometimes, the MVP of Yesterday is completely unexpected. So is the case for Andrew Albers, the Twins pitcher who, yesterday, in his first career start, threw 8.1 shutout innings while giving up just four hits. We was just two outs away from being the first pitcher since Andy Van Hekken to throw a CG shutout in a MLB debut.

Standings, as always, after the jump:

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Twitter Feeds We Need

There is a Twitter Feed that lets you know when Yasiel Puig comes up, and when Vin Scully says something cool or profound. What other Twitter feeds do we need? I have some thoughts…

  • A feed that lets you know whenever the benches clear.
  • A feed that lets you know when Mariano Rivera is entering a game.
  • A feed that tells you when a position player is pitching.
  • A feed that tells you when a expected starting pitcher is switched for somebody else
  • A feed that tells you when there is a rain delay and when the rain delay ends
  • A feed that tells you the results of mascot races
  • A feed that updates you on when guys have no-hitters or perfect games going after a certain amount of time.
  • A feed that tells you when a pitcher has had 10+ Ks.
  • A feed that updates you on long hitting streaks.
  • A feed that consists entirely of Ichiro Suzuki quotes.
  • A feed that tells you when a non-MLB baseball game is on TV or Streaming.
  • A feed that consists entirely of cool Minor or Indy League Promotions occurring on a given day.

 

Get to work, Internet!

Bizarre Baseball Culture: Goofy shows us “How To Play Baseball”

In Bizarre Baseball Culture, I take a look at some of the more unusual places where baseball has reared it’s head in pop culture and fiction.

Last time on Bizarre Baseball Culture, we took a look at Pinky and the Brain‘s baseball episode. This time, we are looking at the classic Disney short, How To Play Baseball, starring Goofy. It’s available on Disney’s website.

Screen Shot 2013-07-22 at 4.31.36 PMYes, How to Play Baseball, first released in 1942 to time with the release of Pride of the Yankees, it is one of the classics of the Disney canon, the first of a series of Goofy cartoons in which he tried to play or learn a sport, skill or occupation. While most of the information given in it is more-or-less true, the visuals are exaggerated and done for comedic effect. And, rest assured, this cartoon is hilarious, standing alongside Baseball Bugs as an example of anthropomorphic cartoon animals playing our national game.

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Baseball Card Haiku Project #11: Curt Schilling Upper Deck 1994

In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.

Curt Schilling Upper Deck 1994

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Back when he was a Phillie

Pitch coming at me now

MVP of Yesterday (August 5, 2013): Jeremy Guthrie

Jeremy Guthrie did one of those things that basically guarantees winning the MVP of Yesterday when he threw a 4-hit complete-game shutout against the Twins yesterday. He struck out seven.

Standings, as always, after the jump:

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Baseball Card Haiku Project #10: 1991 Bowman Danny Darwin

In which I write Haiku-style poetry about a potpourri of baseball cards I found in a value pack. Because, well, it’s my blog.

1991 Bowman Danny Darwin

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Kneeling on one leg

Danny Darwin has a ‘stache

What’s with the background?

Biogenesis Day Live-Blog

It’s (maybe) Biogenesis Day! So, I’ll be doing a running live-blog of thoughts, news, and pitiful attempts to be funny. Well, mostly. I might miss an hour or two due to an appointment. So, go below the jump for it, I’ll be adding more and more as the day goes on.

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MVP of Yesterday (Aug. 4, 2013): A.J. Burnett

A.J. Burnett of the Pirates had a complete game yesterday, giving up just one earned run while striking out 9. That’s a good way to be named the MVP of Yesterday, I’d say.

Standings, as always, after the jump:

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Continuum Week in Review (7-29 to 8-4) and Preview (8-5 to 8-11)

This past week on the Continuum:

This coming week….

  • The usual features
  • An installment of Bizarre Baseball Culture. Maybe two, actually.
  • And plenty of things I haven’t thought of yet!