Bizarre Baseball Culture: Green Arrow and Elongated Man in a tale with Baseball

In Bizarre Baseball Culture, I take a look at some of the more unusual places where baseball has reared it’s head in pop culture and fiction.

Earlier this week, the season finale of the second year of Arrow aired. And, to belatedly honor that, here’s a look at the time that Green Arrow and the Elongated Man fought a guy dressed as a calculator during the World Series.

Yes, really.

JUMP for the rest:

This tale was a backup feature in Detective Comics 466, a short story in a December 1976 issue mainly about Batman fighting Signalman (who is, easily, one of his 75 most deadly foes). There isn’t anything baseball-related in that story, but there is THIS classic ad featuring MLB Manager and Hall of Famer, Dick Williams:

DickWilliamsBBGunYes, kids, you too can practice for baseball by practicing your coordination and eyesight using BB guns! And you thought they were just for shooting your eye out!

Anyway, on to the story at hand:

Screen Shot 2014-05-16 at 1.38.57 PMYou might not be able to make it out, but doing this story were Marshall Rogers and Terry Austin. Both traditionally were artists, but Rogers did the writing this time around.

This scene of Arrow and the Calculator is just a teaser, as the actual story begins below this. Where we see Ralph Dibny (AKA the Elongated Man) annoying Oliver Queen (AKA Green Arrow) about how, despite him capturing the Calculator, the only thing that got into the papers was the fact that the Calculator has escaped. Ollie says he’ll help out Ralph’s PR problem after he throws out the first pitch at the World Series.

Oh, right, I haven’t given all of you novices a quick primer on the characters here:

Green Arrow, created by Morton Weisinger and George Papp in 1941’s More Fun Comics #73, is Oliver Queen. For awhile, he was basically Batman with arrows as his shtick instead of bats, but over time he became…well… Batman if he was a bearded, wiseass, liberal Robin Hood who was always looking to stand up for the little guy and stick it to the man.  His most notable stories are probably the ones from the late 60s and early 70s, when he first acquired this characterization and went on a road trip with his friend Green Lantern and they covered issues like racism and drugs. He defends Star City against bad guys.

Elongated Man, created in 1960 for the Flash comics, is Ralph Dibny, a skilled amateur detective who figured out a formula to make him stretchy. Sort of like Plastic Man- who he was based off of- or Mr. Fantastic. One interesting thing to note about Ralph is that he was the first major superhero to actually marry his love interest, although Sue Dibny doesn’t show up in this story.

The Calculator is one of those dumb D-List villains that you sort of are surprised never fought Adam West. He was only a few months old at this point, having only debuted in September of 1976 and making appearances in a string of Detective Comics back-up features. He later was made into a sort of super-hacker information broker, but that was decades after this story.

Anyway, back to the story, where Green Arrow is about to throw out the first pitch using, of course, a baseball-arrow! One problem happens, though:

Screen Shot 2014-05-16 at 2.55.12 PM…Whoops, Arrow must have accidentally fired the “Disappearing-Baseball Arrow”, which I’m totally sure he has. Right? Okay, well, he tries to throw a regular baseball, and that disappears too, at which point the Calculator makes his appearance, putting his name on the scoreboard lights and doing what villains do.

And, of course, there is a fight. And, for some reason, at one point the Calculator sends baseball bats at Green Arrow from a place above his head. I don’t know where he stores the stuff, but Green Arrow responds by hitting the baseball bats with other baseball bats!

Screen Shot 2014-05-16 at 3.29.42 PM

Ultimately, though, The Calculator is defeated not by the use of baseball bats hitting baseball bats, but rather by Arrow’s favorite past-time: Archery.

Of course, the archery involves Elongated Man’s body, but, hey….


Screen Shot 2014-05-16 at 4.38.57 PM(By the way, Calculator’s comment about touching the secret button apparently was connected to some sort of overall plotline with him.)


So, there you have it: A story in which baseball bats are hit with baseball bats, a baseball is shot on the tip of a arrow, and, finally, a man named Green Arrow getting shot… like an arrow.

Good times.

Next time on Bizarre Baseball Culture:SKREEONK!

Previously on Bizarre Baseball Culture:

Prologue: “Rockets on the Mound” (short story)

1: Captain Marvel teaches baseball to Martians

2: Fantom of the Fair and exploding baseballs

3: Doll Man fights the Baseball Bandits

4: Tony Stark- Baseball Fan

5: The Other Guys

6: The Little Wise Guys and the Absent-Minded Natural

7. Pokémon: “The Double Trouble Header”

8. Dash Dartwell’s PED use for justice

9. The Shield and the Ballpark Murders

10. 2007′s Triple-A Baseball Heroes

11. 2008′s Triple-A Baseball Heroes

12. The Batman and Cal Ripken join forces

13. Sub-Zero and Blasted Bulbs

14. “Pinky at the Bat”

15. How To Play Baseball 

16. Action Comics #50

17. Superman Adventures #13

18. Billy the Marlin (guest-starring Spider-Man)

19. Brittle Innings by Michael Bishop

20. Shortstop Squad

21. Cosmic Slam

22. Thanksgiving Doubleheader (Dick Blaze and Franklin Richards)

23. Mariners Mojo

24. Ozzie Smith and Tony the Tiger

25. 25th Installment!

26. Stuart Taylor travels through time

27. Captain America in “Death Loads the Bases”

28. Captain America in “High Heat”

29. Spider-Man, Uncle Ben, and the Mets

30. Green Arrow and Elongated Man (You are here)






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