Bizarre Baseball Culture: The Detroit Tigers, A Talking Tiger, and the Power of SHAZAM!

In Bizarre Baseball Culture, I take a look at some of the more unusual places where baseball has reared it’s head in pop culture and fiction.

Nothing is going to beat Mr. Go. It just can’t be done. But, I’ll give it my best shot by bringing to you a comic from 1977 in which DC’s Captain Marvel and his talking anthropomorphic tiger mascot Tawky Tawny join the Detroit Tigers to defeat a team of alien All-Stars.

It’ll have to do.

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So, here’s Shazam! number 32, from late 1977. I covered most of Captain Marvel’s complicated history (and why most people think he’s called Shazam) way back in May 2012, so if you want to know that, go there. However, an update is in order: DC has more or less given up calling him “Captain Marvel” and now is referring to him as “Shazam”. This is partly because everyone who doesn’t read comic books calls him that anyway, and also partly because Marvel has recently given the title of “Captain Marvel” to a character named Carol Danvers (who appeared as “Ms. Marvel” back in one of the AAA baseball comics) to great success, to the point where it’s thought they might make a movie starring her, likely with the name “Captain Marvel”.

Personally, the Shazam Captain Marvel will always be the real Captain Marvel to me, but, hey, you can’t beat copyright/trademark law, I guess.

(Incidentally, the Hero-Formerly-Known-As-Captain-Marvel-And-Now-Officially-Known-As-Shazam will reportedly be played by The Rock in a future movie.)

(Also, all characters, images and panels from the comic are trademarked and copyrighted to their owners and rights holders, all pictures here are are being used under fair use doctrine and are meant merely to support and enhance the opinions and facts stated in this post.)

But enough Captain Marvel background, go below the jump for an analysis/review of this comic!

This comic is very much a product of it’s time, as it practically oozes 1970s. At the time, Captain Marvel had a TV show (although it had ended it’s original run and was just in reruns by the time this comic came out) and the Tigers were just a year removed from the mania of Mark “The Bird” Fidrych, who appears unnamed but unquestionably recognizable in this comic. The Yankees, in the early days of the Steinbrenner era, also make a brief appearance. The comic is filled with ads for Hostess snacks, Saturday Morning TV and BB guns. And, in perhaps the biggest giveaway of the era, there’s a mention of a Welcome Back, Kotter comic on the announcement page at the end.

Yes, the Sweathogs had their own comic book.

…Anyway, our story begins with Captain Marvel saving an airplane in Chicago. Note the misspelling of “Batson” as “Baston” at the top.

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But, wait! There’s a problem, the people in the back of the plane have disappeared! And they are supposed to play the Tigers that day! Oh, and Captain Marvel had left the scene without even checking to see if everything was okay.

No, instead, he has to go to his van, which he drives around the country with his uncle Dudley, sponsored by broadcaster WHIZ.  Can you imagine driving down the highway next to a van, and then Captain Marvel flies into it, and then there’s random lightning and all the sudden there is a kid in the van where Captain Marvel used to be? Because you have to figure that happened before the next scene, where Billy (wearing a getup that is almost as 70s as Welcome Back, Kotter comics) and Dudley meet up with Ivan Ludington (an actual guy who died in 2012) and Tawky Tawny. And before you ask, Tawky was created in 1947, a few years before our friend Tony the Tiger.

Tawny is there because he wants to try out for the Tigers, because, hey, why the hell not? He’s a real tiger, after all, they’d have to sign him. Also: Big salary. He’d get a big salary.

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Amazingly, they not only give him a tryout, they give him a place on the team! It becomes clear during the tryout that Tawny is sort of a Adam Dunn type, with good power but something to be desired as far as hitting for contact. So, yeah, there would be a place for him, but, still… he’s a tiger! Oh, who am I kidding, this is a comic book…

On gameday, of course, something goes horribly wrong, as a voice echoes throughout the stadium… the voice of…. MR. MIND! One of Captain Marvel’s greatest threats! A scourge upon the Universe! The most diabolical thing in the inner solar system!

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Okay, so he’s a caterpillar-worm-thing from Venus. But, wait! Wait! Don’t laugh, that little Venusian worm has grand mental powers and is a super-genius! And presumably he’s really, really heat-resistant too, seeing as how he’s from Venus, the closest thing in the Solar System to hell itself.

(And, yes, before you ask, Mr. Mind did come from the 1940s Golden Age where Captain Marvel comics were 100% for kids, which was even more for kids than most comics were at the time.)

So, Mr. Mind says, he’s kidnapped the opposing MLB team and has sent in a team to challenge the Tigers in their place, with the FATE OF THE EARTH at stake. And he’s brought a All-Star team of Extraterrestrials to challenge them!

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I have to say, seeing as how the story’s writer, E. Nelson Bridwell, is noted on Wikipedia as being a “Continuity Cop”, that I am disappointed at the lack of the Martians from that 1943 comic. Oh well. Also, I’m pretty sure some of the things the aliens do in this comic are against baseball rules, but, well, this is a comic featuring a talking tiger and a kid who becomes a superhero by saying a magic word, so maybe I should be quiet.

Anyway, Captain Marvel is having one of this, and soon has gotten a spot on the team. Mr. Mind is having none of it, however, so, while Billy Batson takes a break to call in the news about how Captain Marvel is going to have a game against aliens, Mr. Mind’s all-stars kidnap him. Thankfully, one of the aliens doesn’t want to use cleats, thus providing us a possible get-out-of-jail device… eventually.

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In the game, things don’t go well for the Marvel-less Tigers. Oh, sure, they clearly have Mark Fidrych on the mound:

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But, well, the aliens have freaking superpowers. And they aren’t afraid to use them, leading to the requisite montage of how they use them to cheat:

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Of course, now it’s time for Captain Marvel to rejoin the game, as, after 8 innings, Billy finally breaks loose from his gag and SHAZAMs back into Captain Marvel…. to find that the Tigers are down 28-2.

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So, of course, we then get another montage, this time of how Captain Marvel more-or-less makes up that deficit. Some highlights:

GETTING A GUY TO STRIKE OUT IN ONE SWING BECAUSE HE HAS THREE HANDS AND IS USING A BAT IN ALL OF THEM:

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RUNNING THE BASES SO FAST THAT HE HAS TO GRAB ALL OF THEM TO PROVE TO THE UMPIRE HE TOUCHED THEM ALL:

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HITTING BALLS TO THE MOON AND THROUGH THE WALLS OF TIGER STADIUM:

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SPINNING THE BAT SO MANY TIMES HE CAN’T POSSIBLY MISS:

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And, finally, an ANTI-CLIMACTIC OFF-PANEL HR BY TAWNY TO WIN THE GAME:

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Oh, and then, immediately after the game, Captain Marvel arrives and saves the New York Yankees from getting executed by the aliens. Amongst the Yankees, by the way, is the unmistakable profile of George Steinbrenner:

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And then, well, Mr. Mind reveals he was a hologram the whole time and that he’ll see Captain Marvel at the Indianapolis 500 (which was the next issue), and Tawny says that he can’t take the pressure of playing for the Tigers everyday, leading to a bad joke about how he can’t play football either because he could never be a Lion (since he’s a tiger).

Well… that was…. weird. Like many of the Bizarre Baseball Culture comics, this followed a relatively basic plot: villains mess up a game, capture (or otherwise occupy) the hero, hero arrives at last minute and stages big comeback .However, what’s weird about this one is that it has an actual team in it (the Tigers and, briefly, the Yankees) and some actual people in it. Oh, sure, you never see them named, but you can clearly see Mark Fidrych and his curly blond hair, you can clearly see Steinbrenner standing amongst the Yankees at the end, and a Detroit-area publisher even shows up named. While I didn’t see Ralph Houk or Jason Thompson anywhere, it doesn’t feel that much out of the realm of possibility that they were just off-page. And that elevates what is simply a strange comic into an outright weird one.

Next Time on Bizarre Baseball Culture: Biography!

Previously on Bizarre Baseball Culture:

Prologue: “Rockets on the Mound” (short story)

1: Captain Marvel teaches baseball to Martians

2: Fantom of the Fair and exploding baseballs

3: Doll Man fights the Baseball Bandits

4: Tony Stark- Baseball Fan

5: The Other Guys

6: The Little Wise Guys and the Absent-Minded Natural

7. Pokémon: “The Double Trouble Header”

8. Dash Dartwell’s PED use for justice

9. The Shield and the Ballpark Murders

10. 2007′s Triple-A Baseball Heroes

11. 2008′s Triple-A Baseball Heroes

12. The Batman and Cal Ripken join forces

13. Sub-Zero and Blasted Bulbs

14. “Pinky at the Bat”

15. How To Play Baseball 

16. Action Comics #50

17. Superman Adventures #13

18. Billy the Marlin (guest-starring Spider-Man)

19. Brittle Innings by Michael Bishop

20. Shortstop Squad

21. Cosmic Slam

22. Thanksgiving Doubleheader (Dick Blaze and Franklin Richards)

23. Mariners Mojo

24. Ozzie Smith and Tony the Tiger

25. 25th Installment!

26. Stuart Taylor travels through time

27. Captain America in “Death Loads the Bases”

28. Captain America in “High Heat”

29. Spider-Man, Uncle Ben, and the Mets

30. Green Arrow and Elongated Man

31. Hideki Matsui’s Godzilla Cameo

32. Mr. Go

33. Captain Marvel, Tawky Tawny, and the Tigers (you are here)

 

 

 

 

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